WHICH GAY PORN STAR SHOULD BE MOLDED INTO FUTURISTIC UBER FLESH?

Posted May 22, 2012 6:22 PM by Mike with 1 comment

One of these porn stars will be killed and have his flesh harvested for the creation of a best-selling flashlight-shaped sex toy. Welcome to gay porn version of The Hunger Games. (Or the maybe it’s the Stepford Wives.) Who will you choose?

I’m going with Zeb Atlas, just because the sheer amount of flesh available to harvest will drive the price down. Though truthfully, if glands were preserved I’d choose Arpad Miklos just so I could revel in the man smell of his dank hole. Or Jake Bass, for the stem cells. Or Tony Capucci, to shut him up. Or one of the dozen other stars campaigning to have their rectal tightness preserved in a silicone time capsule.

Sadly, Fleshjack won’t ACTUALLY be killing or harvesting anyone when they choose their new Plasticine king. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t vote to choose who’s hole will be molded to orifice that you can then pretend you’re fucking bareback in an IML hotel room. Or you can skip voting, and do one of last year’s winners …