5 Gay Porn Scenes Worth More Than 5 Stupid Golden Rings

Officially, we’re only the eleventh day of Christmas. But five is about as far as I can get in a gay porn listicle without exploding.

1. Jimmy Fanz in the Kept Man (Men.com)
I don’t think that Jimmy Fanz has ever looked cuter. Even with his shirt on. Though it looks better off. More …

2. Dick Fisk (Vintage Falcon) 
The poor streaming quality of vintage gay porn is one of the great tragedies of modern gay life, along with rainbow Christmas trees and dry chicken breast. That’s why a few weeks ago, as part of the documentary of Falcon’s Chuck Holmes, I commissioned a new 4K HD transfer of the Other Side of Aspen direct from the original print. (Most vintage porn online comes from masters that were made in during the VHS era). More …

3. Chuck (Sean Cody)
If you think this is good, you should see the rest of him. More …

4. Brandon Moore (Men On Edge)
Is there anything Brandon Moore won’t do in his public exploration of sexuality? Here, he gets Van Darkholme and Sebastian Keys to take Kink’s legendary butt machines out of storage. You don’t know how much I pray that the future generates a flock of robot hookers. Well, now you do. More …

5. Boyfriends (Guys In Sweatpants)
At first, Tyler Morgan reminded me of the Muppet Baby version of Jason Adonis. But there are some things even a porn star like Jason Adonis can’t no matter how much you pay him. Tyler Morgan and real-life boyfriend Kip Ryker not only make love like porn stars, they make love like a couple.

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