Survey: Thanksgiving Is A Porn-Watching Low Point of the Year
No one is watching porn today. Or rather, if you are, you’re doing it furtively and rubbing one out to Damien Crosse in the bathroom at your grandma’s house while your cousin pounds on the door. Porn watching drops 29% in the US during Thanksgiving, a new survey says.
The 29% drop in porn watching is actually the second-lowest porn watching time of the year. (New Year’s Eve takes that honor, though if PornHub was to take sexuality into account, I’d expect it’d be hard to beat the House of Versace premiere.) Luckily, everything bounces back up tomorrow, when we’re all feeling too hateful about our bodies to have actual gay sex.
Check out the whole interactive infographic below.
Just be thankful I didn’t post this again.
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Tags: pornhub, Survey Says, thanksgiving
Aramis November 29th, 2013 at 6:02 AM
Maybe the presence of parentes and relatives work as a turn off for the libido. Maybe people still access porn from their homes instead outside there. Family values and fuckery don’t match.
Real reason December 1st, 2013 at 5:15 AM
I would blame a lack of black gay porn around the holiday season as the reason. Clearly the market spoke and they spoke loud.