Mukhtar Safarov: The Biggest Dick That Never Was
Last month, Queer Click did an short piece on a Russian/Brazilian go-go dancer-turned-porn-star named Mukhtar Safarov and his alleged “9×9 Brick”. At first glance of his gi-nor-mous cock, my jaw dropped, but then I quickly came to my senses and dismissed it as a photoshop job. Yet he kept cropping up: Around the same time, on the topic of Mukhtar Safarov, BitchLess Blog wrote:
Mukhtar Safarov’s penis is reportedly 9×9. Isn’t 9×9 like a brick? You have to see Mukhtar penis to believe it, it doesn’t even look functional, it looks more butt-plug than penis.
More posts, more improbable pics of an unlikely cock (an exciting new gay porn meme?) I rationalized: Maybe he pumps it? Could it be silicone injected? I’ve never seen him go-go dance or any of his three movies (Meat!, from Eurocreme, “Fire Dance” from Kristen Bjorn and Uniforms from Liquid London) but maybe I’d be a believer if I saw them?
Earlier this week, even Fleshbot got on the Mukhtar bandwagon prompting me to scrutinize him more closely. I should have trusted my instincts (but I guess if you want to believe something badly enough, you suspend your common sense.)
Browsing an image gallery on Mukhtar’s own site, I found the following image (below, left), which matched the cover image of Meat! … sort of:
Why do I even care? The designation of “biggest dick” isn’t something to be thrown around lightly in an industry plagued with egos as big as the hyperbole used to promote their movies. Earlier this year Chad Hunt and Michael Lucas practically came to blows when Lucas muttered that his newest exclusive, Ben Andrews, had “the biggest dick in gay porn”. (As a postscript, they appear to have made amends). Meanwhile, Studio 2000 recently (and somewhat timidly) threw their hat into the “biggest” arena by declaring that their newest exclusive, Jake Havoc, has the “thickest dick in porn.”
Also, I’m just sort of flummoxed — in part that someone thought they could fool sophisticated gay size queens with remedial photoshop trickery — but also because, well, he did. No one’s going to shoot you for inflating your Manhunt profile (I just might hem and haw a bit), but using these photos to get go-go gigs and to solicit clients for his “highly successful” escorting business seems pointless. (There may be some disappointed size queens at next month’s Hustla Ball in Berlin, where he’ll be performing.)
Ironically Queerclick — the site that seems to have started this all — originally posted unaltered images from a MenAtPlay layout of Mukhtar with real-life boyfriend Maurice over a year and a half ago. These are the clearest images of his cock I can find (below, left): While it’s certainly not small … it (very sadly) is no 9×9 brick (compare to below, right).
If anyone’s seen any of his movies, or has any information that might prove me wrong, please chime in. I’d love to believe in the myth of Mukhtar Safarov and the 9×9 inch brick . … but until he slaps me in the face with it, I will remain a firm (er, flacid?) disbeliever.
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Related:
Queerclick: Mukhtar Safarov and his 9×9 Brick!
Bitchless Blog: Mukhtar Safarov 9×9
Fleshbot: Mukhtar Safarov: “Monstercock”
Mukhtar’s personal website
Maurice & Mukhtar
— Jack
Tags: Mukhtar Safarov
yank September 21st, 2006 at 6:57 PM
I saw that Men at Play video and while he had a big dick, it wasn’t as big as in those pictures.
Something is really wrong here.
john September 21st, 2006 at 7:41 PM
that thing seriously scares me
Anonymous September 21st, 2006 at 7:52 PM
gross
Tim September 21st, 2006 at 8:11 PM
Ok the dude is hot but come on…if he was really that big, if he was that hung you would think that any and all studios, other stars etc would be whispering his name and trying to get their prospective companies to sign him.
Some people will do anything to get their name on the net. LOL
x September 21st, 2006 at 8:49 PM
9×9 or 7×7 — that is one fukn UGLY dick.
Jay September 22nd, 2006 at 12:27 AM
What the fuck…..if it is is that big, he cannot even get close to me…..seriously, that shit is ugly
maxx September 22nd, 2006 at 6:34 AM
The discrepancies you point out don’t preclude the possibility that his dick is NOW that big. The smaller pix could be from before the silicone (or whatever) injections, the others after some sort of enlargement procedure. Besides, even in the biggest photos he’s mainly THICKER, not that much longer. My boyfriend with a natural 12″ dick is way longer than even that dick in its (later?) enlarged state. Also, we all know that dick size depends on the context: most dicks purported to be 12″ are only 9″ when put on hard against a ruler. A true 12″ dick hangs down to my BF’s knee.
David Beale September 22nd, 2006 at 7:48 AM
Ugly dick, ugly face, hope he has a nice personality.
Benjamin September 22nd, 2006 at 8:02 AM
I thought it was weird when I saw those pics… well researched! It does look more normal in the MAP untouched photos!
jack September 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 AM
maxx-
To your point: If he is pumping his cock or adding silicone to it, then why is he also fucking with the pictures he’s adding?
-Jack
EL PERIQUITO September 22nd, 2006 at 10:47 AM
THAT’S DISGUSTING ,PERIOD.
john September 22nd, 2006 at 10:49 AM
WOULD LIKE TO SUCK IT AND BE FUCKED BY IT JUST ONCE. IT WOULD MAKE MY WORLD.
JOHN September 22nd, 2006 at 11:27 AM
WOULD LOVE TO FUCK AND SUCK THAT BIG DAMN COCK JUST ONCE I WOULD BE FOREVER HAPPY JUST ONCE. I WOULD TAKE THAT WHOLE THING IN MY ASS IF IT TOOK ALL DAY. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME IF YOU WANNA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
danny September 22nd, 2006 at 2:53 PM
there fakes
matt September 23rd, 2006 at 1:59 AM
what a sadness! of course he had injections, a penis can’t be like that (thank god it’s not like that). i saw him in a movie and he had nice but absolutely normal cock. it’s always the same story: the queer who wants to be the ‘absolute queen’. that sausage is ridiculous. or better, those who like have some problems.
Beachbum September 23rd, 2006 at 4:41 AM
Now this is a dick for those who dont like it jealousy makes you nasty so get a life this is only what one can dream off. I would play with this all day long hay gay you have a great dick any man with that size can contact me any day.
Jason September 23rd, 2006 at 6:58 AM
The guys is fucking amazing, great body and attitude. I’ve seen the MenatPlay videos and his new Meat film. He’s real in both of them, real natural dick in MenatPlay but pumped with silicone in Meat.
beau sands September 23rd, 2006 at 4:16 PM
hi all. mukthar is a great guy. great personality and friendly megahung guy. and yes its a supersize..
worked with him at this eurocreme/bulldogxxx production had great fun and was pleasure to handlle him. yours beau sands porn actor in meat with mukthar.
by the way mukthar is also a great gogodancer .seen him a.o at the rapidoparty in amsterdam.
http://www.clubrapido.com for pics
marc September 23rd, 2006 at 5:47 PM
GROSS.
art_smass September 24th, 2006 at 1:28 PM
Jack, you’re a regular Mike Wallace! If there was a “Golden Penis” award for investigative bloggery, I’d give it to you right now.
dolcefarniente September 24th, 2006 at 5:19 PM
I believe he has pumped it. I’ve seen a number of photos of him, some pumped and some unpumped. Also look at how soft it is, not really hard…the attributes of artificially swollen skin.
That aside, he’s an attractive guy. Doesn’t really need to do this to be hot imo.
Mike September 25th, 2006 at 3:37 AM
Whatever! Just how big a cock does a guy need? No way would I let that get near my ass! As for a blowjob I think i would end up with permanent lockjaw. Give me a regular sized cock anyday! On the other hand … maybe I’m just not gay enough. However there should be an online Sexual Guiness Book of Records. The biggest and smallest dick side by side … can you imagine it?
Jake September 25th, 2006 at 6:02 AM
I think that dick is still quite hot. It looks kinda cute. i’d take him.
Chaz September 25th, 2006 at 7:25 PM
I’m just shocked that nobody realized that it was a photoshop.
Madame de Volanges September 26th, 2006 at 3:11 PM
Which has more silicone? His cock or those lips?
Barbara, please!
Porn Pervert September 29th, 2006 at 2:27 AM
I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT !!
I have been a big fan of big cocks since I am gay and I have been lucky to hire always the best-endowed escorts, who most of them are porn actors… I know just one who has, if not the LONGEST, at least the THICKEST COCK EVER ! he goes by the name of “big Pieter” (or ex JC in Nyc), he has never been in a porn movie though but he has a webpage that can proof it (bigcockworld.com) Yes, with photoshop you could make any dream come true :)
Don October 2nd, 2006 at 12:07 AM
Magnificent. I’m straight ,with a limited taste in men, but this guy fills the bill big time. Gladly put my lips around him! (Not that *that’s* ever going to happen.) But as you say, is it real?
Eek October 2nd, 2006 at 2:06 PM
That cock is fucking SICKK, the dudes cute and all but his cock is fake. Theres no way it could be that big.
Patrick October 2nd, 2006 at 7:58 PM
Hm… Real ugly cock… Fake?
jack e. jett October 4th, 2006 at 10:33 AM
this is a silicone induced cock. they are all over the net. i have seen bigger. i don’t have a problem with it. don’t know what i would do with it. it is like tom of finland coming to life.
jack jett
http://www.jackejett.com
Maxik October 4th, 2006 at 6:13 PM
It’s a bullshit. Silicon or photoshop.
mike October 5th, 2006 at 11:29 PM
Its kind of taking fantasy over the top.If it is true I just hope for his sake he hasn’t hurt himself.But whatever, its just fun, its just porn
Hil October 9th, 2006 at 1:30 PM
Look at his hand that is holding the head of the dick. The thumb is stretched all weird like it was photoshop. Compare to the actual picture!! There you go. it’s fake people! It not silicone pumped! It’s photoshop!!!
ethrox October 10th, 2006 at 7:44 AM
it just looks like he pumped up the skin around his dick with silicon.. looks really gross.
Lee October 10th, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Bring it on!!!!!
detter October 10th, 2006 at 6:41 PM
Some people think it’s real
and some think it’s fake
personaly i hope its real and i want it in me anyway!
none of ur fuckin business October 13th, 2006 at 10:18 AM
omfg i would fuckin love to be fucked by that monster dick want to suck it all night long :p
Ben Andrews October 13th, 2006 at 8:02 PM
I’m still the biggest ;) I was more impressed with his runway name dropping than his dick from the beginning anyways :P
Alex October 17th, 2006 at 8:22 PM
Fake or not Fake it is totaly disgusting. eww!!! Period.
ruben October 25th, 2006 at 9:15 AM
I like it very much
phil November 1st, 2006 at 8:42 AM
love to ride big dicks, but that thing would need some serious lube.
EDWARD November 2nd, 2006 at 9:41 PM
EVE SEEN ONE ALLMOST JUST AS BIG I THINK ITS FUCKING COOL.JUST HOP HE DOSENT HERT SOME ONE WHILE PUTING IT IN.
AJ November 4th, 2006 at 10:43 AM
He has had a silicone job done.
Notice how the head of his dick is small compared to the shaft. He has been pumped full of silicone. That is why he is hiding the head of his dick with his hand.
SiLeNt November 7th, 2006 at 8:52 AM
ThEsE cOcKs R bIg!!!!
Anonymous November 11th, 2006 at 11:04 AM
I’m greg,and I think that men were meant to be gay!
Tom November 17th, 2006 at 7:09 PM
Ewwwwwwwwww
that is sooo foul, would would you want to fuck that?
PETER November 19th, 2006 at 4:08 AM
I’ve actually met him in person. My girlfriend discovered him and we booked a session while he was in London. Personally I have never seen a tool as his, indeed is as seen on the photos. I have no idea if you can achieve such a result by either pumping or other techniques but in any case it is impressive and brings you on the edge of intimidation…If I can recall he had an erection and it feels normal. He also has an exceptional body, close to BB type. His face is slightly retarded like his attitude, however he makes the standards.
I’ve come across this guy, my girlfriend discovered him and we booked him for a session while he was in London. In my views that is what we define as Big! Probably in the limits of intimidation next to another man but still setting the upper limit!
Caio December 19th, 2006 at 4:29 PM
I love this guy and this beautiful and big cock
poop January 14th, 2007 at 8:30 PM
i luv it suck it all nite long!
Anonymous January 20th, 2007 at 2:08 PM
ur cock is so huge i wat to be fucked by it so pleas tell me were u live
Jay Jay January 31st, 2007 at 1:55 PM
Real I think not. If so, the places it fits in no longer wanted. storking this cock while licking from its purple head down the shaft across those balls to taste the nectar from the asshole is the pleasure I would give it or to watch while pleasing my own.
Anonymous February 3rd, 2007 at 7:38 PM
so hot
Anonymous February 14th, 2007 at 2:52 AM
I JUST LOVE THE WAY HE LOOKS MMMMMMMM
mike February 17th, 2007 at 4:03 AM
i love being gay
Nolo February 19th, 2007 at 9:11 AM
I love men with huge cocks. I could just suck your cock all day!
Carla February 23rd, 2007 at 1:22 PM
Can someone email me and explain this stuff to me?
rob inman February 25th, 2007 at 7:42 PM
i love it.
rob
ashlee February 26th, 2007 at 12:33 PM
hey boys i dont know bout u guys but im looking for some hard core loving please help me out here you will find a pic of me on my email address it is sxc_slut69@hot mail.com
genge February 26th, 2007 at 5:28 PM
i like so much and i wish i was there fucking with somebody
marcus March 5th, 2007 at 10:27 AM
wowwwwwwww nice dicks
joenasty March 12th, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Oh, come ON. Fake. My 10 year old niece is better at photoshop.
jason March 13th, 2007 at 1:17 PM
It is photoshoped. And for the idiots that say it is injected with silicone, you can’t inject anything with silicone! Silicone in the bloodstream is fatal. You may be able to inject it with colagen or fat, but not silicone.
DAMIEN CASTILLO March 14th, 2007 at 5:28 PM
HI BOYS IM OVER 30 AND LOOKING FOR SOME FUN ANY NIGHT,MY WIFE DOESNT KNOW BUT I DONT CARE SO WRITE TO ME ANY NIGHT IM FROM SAN DIEGO,CA. I LIVE IN THE MILITARY BASE, IM A SARGENT AND URGING TO GET SOME GUY PLEASE WRITE AS MANY TIMES YOU GUYS WANT…. PLEASE WRITE ANYBODY….
Anonymous April 8th, 2007 at 9:33 PM
damn.. i love that..just how i like it!!huge..and nice body!!
jc April 15th, 2007 at 4:39 PM
I am an avid pumper and I can reach that but not that big, fake or not he has admitted that he has “pumped” before in a british news article.
larry April 23rd, 2007 at 11:48 AM
cant beleive that too big and maybe be nautional grow as health?
Zach April 28th, 2007 at 5:23 PM
Boy, would I like a piece of that
porn lover May 2nd, 2007 at 2:17 AM
Wow! that cock is unreal… all i say is “swing it round my way!”
HornySucka May 3rd, 2007 at 10:49 PM
this is hot! his cock is like an elephant. i am so hard every time i look at that horny babe. GIMME A SUCK HUNNI!
Anonymous May 12th, 2007 at 8:24 AM
i would luv to suck that big ass thing please fuck meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!1
Carl Isle May 24th, 2007 at 11:02 PM
I don’t think the photos are fakes. To me it looks like he’s had either a penis enlargement procedure or some medical condition. Either way, it looks abnormal.
You’d have to be into bestiality to find that thing a turn-on.
jake June 9th, 2007 at 7:36 AM
i would suck it any day… i mean it is fake but ma lif would be complete whith that in ma ass..
Shark-DeVille June 11th, 2007 at 7:33 AM
gay-straight/nature or environment – doesn’t matter – nature puts the instinct to find a warm, moist hole and fuck it until ejaculation, upon erection in every xy chromosome pair. nature doesn’t allow for cocks that big because [despite all those who say the can] no one is made with a warm, moist hole big enough to take it.
I feel bad for the hugely hung guys – look how bored Pavel Novotny, Tony Mecelli, or Tom Chase looks when being blown – no one can take them to the hilt – they look tired of “knob-jobs.” [OK, Novotny manages to maintain a hopeful expression that maybe this guy will deep throat him – but they can’t – they’d asphyxiate]
Danny Gilbert June 13th, 2007 at 3:07 PM
I wanna fuck all of them
Love July 20th, 2007 at 1:43 PM
the bigger the better
Muhammad Zia ul Haq July 23rd, 2007 at 1:50 AM
This condition is readily identifiable as peripheral penile edema, an incurable condition that develops due to ischemia. The poor fellow’s penis is swelling because of poor venal drainage of toxins.
Soon, swaths of tissue will turn purple, then yellow, and slough off. Depending on the degree of oxygen starvation, he will most likely be left with a penis consisting of a vestigial, misshapen glans and a shaft barely wider than his urethra. If he is lucky, he will HAVE an organ that can be identified as a penis. It will never be hard. The veins are necrotic.
cogz August 17th, 2007 at 10:54 AM
really muhammad, edema? get a life, no one cares! the idea is to think about how it feels when the guy’s givin’ it to ya!
WATDAFUK October 10th, 2007 at 3:06 AM
IVE SEEN FIREDANCE IN WHICH HIS DICK LOOKS VERY AVERAGE. BUT THEN IN MEAT & UNIFORMS IT LOOKS HUGE & DEFORMED TO THE POINT WHERE IT STRUGGLES TO FUNCTION PROPERLY! HE’S HAD SOMETHING INJECTED DEFINITELY!
Anonymous October 23rd, 2007 at 2:24 PM
damn that dick is fucken jucy
i would want that in me lol !!!!
newguy October 24th, 2007 at 6:11 AM
nevr been with a guy but that thing looks hot
reggie October 26th, 2007 at 9:17 PM
i like it mine is 8×8 4×4
Anonymous October 28th, 2007 at 1:47 AM
never been with a guy but i like what i see!!!
Tony October 31st, 2007 at 4:55 PM
That cock is huge. I bet i could take it all. Any takers???
Anonymous November 5th, 2007 at 4:22 PM
that is a scary dick but he is SOOOO HOT
Jim November 15th, 2007 at 10:12 PM
I love this guys cock
doug November 25th, 2007 at 5:16 PM
i love big cock
rob November 27th, 2007 at 9:12 PM
hello guys
who is that guy from CA in the military base ????? i want to hear from YOU- how do we get in touch…not a good idea to put my number up- or maybe is a great idea hahahaha- cheers – i dont like that big dick- SCARYYYYYYYY i would rather a noice conservative sized one that i can ride for 4 and half days straight hahaha – ROB from AUSTRALIA….my quote for the day is
U R THE BEST FORGET THE REST!!!!
michael November 28th, 2007 at 6:32 PM
i would love to get my hands on that! i would at least try to get that in my ass, i would just love to taste my first dick, and stop dreaming! thats right, a virgin ass!!
M u dnt ned 2 kno November 29th, 2007 at 12:58 PM
All of that is GREAT. I could suck it and let them fuck me all night!
LYKE 1721ST March 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 PM
well,
i want something more !!!
LYKE 1721ST March 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 PM
well,
i want something more !!!
Anonymous March 9th, 2008 at 3:08 AM
hot bicht
sudysexy May 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 PM
i wana gay
rob June 21st, 2008 at 4:09 PM
I love the big fucken penus. It’s awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rob June 21st, 2008 at 4:09 PM
I love the big fucken penus. It’s awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cinziagracchia July 10th, 2008 at 1:02 PM
why do they every use photoshop????? XDXDXDXD
james July 21st, 2008 at 12:23 AM
i love cock i would love to tear my ass up wit dat
Anonymous August 4th, 2008 at 5:51 AM
iknow mukthar since he landed in brasil deported from the u.s. for trying to smuggle steroids and pills.i had a lot of sex with him .he was discrectly hussle for money .then he met mauricio a plastic surgeon .He redid him entirely and he filled their lips and faces w/ silicone. i can say one thing , had so much sex w/ him that i think i can testify that his dick was nice but normal size >mauricio filled him up w/ silicone and steroids .Unfortenatly he started to look like a monkey .By the way , mukthar desappeared from the market and the wold in dec 2007 and Mauricio went back to Brazil alone and working in his clinic again.He destroyed mukthar and made him look ridiculous , hope he will not find another naif person to use again.He showed him the road to porno, drugs and prostitution .and now i heard some sad rumors about mukthar. god forgives you ,crazy Mauricio
Andrea September 1st, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Hi, does anyone know where Mukthar dissapeared? I am trying to relocate him but it seems pretty impossible to do it….
Which sad rumors did u hear about him?
i met him several time last year across Europe and always had a great time with him,
don’t know whether it was natural or siliconed but … surely i’d love to meet him again
ibrugman March 5th, 2009 at 9:21 PM
my i see your big cock
seth March 25th, 2009 at 4:09 AM
Awful, awful cock. If I want a pop can girth, I’ll just shove a pop can up my ass.
hal June 6th, 2009 at 6:19 AM
i have this guys videos from an unamed source. he is hot and its real but the dick is just plain scary……….
ednel July 12th, 2009 at 2:12 AM
i hope I can see more monster cocks which are real all of those in the monstercock websites are haux who are they trying to prove that those cocks are true its a waste that we imagine things that are bigger than Chad Hunt and Jeff Stryker…
Anonymous July 16th, 2009 at 7:50 PM
wow thats like crazy id actaully love to try that dick out
Tony October 25th, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Anyone got pics of Pete Kuzaks real dick?
Someone who worked at Colt a few years ago, told me every one of his pictures was photoshopped cockwise, as *his meat is tiny…(Not that I care, as Pete/Scott is hot no matter what). I do think faking dick size in pics is not only fraud, but it is insulting to both the model and their fans.
*His words, not mine.
Anonymous December 19th, 2009 at 7:47 PM
The tatooed guy Mukhtar is fucking is Dr. Mauricio Goldstein, his former affair and porn mate. He is a ‘doctor’ that works with transvestites injecting metacrilato and silicon in Sao Paulo, Brazil. He was the one that stuffed in his penis with these substances, making it look so absurd. If you want to check it out, email him: mauriciogoldstein@uol.com.br
Danny January 14th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Beautifulest boy in the world … i would like suck him cock :X:X
Ruadhan January 27th, 2010 at 8:03 PM
pumped. Look closely at this photo:
http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/mukhtar_safarov_gay_porn_2.jpg
Not just the hands, but the shoulder hang. He’s either very good at making the same pose twice (and thus is pumped), or is super-obsessive about photoshopping to make the two images look just different enough.
Asher April 9th, 2010 at 12:11 AM
I would not do anything with this guy, ever. His penis is extremely unattractive. There is also something “off” with his face.
To the person who called out jealousy to the people who said they didn’t like it…WHAT? I’m not jealous of deformed penis.
If that were how my natural penis looked, I’d go out of my way to make it look more normal. The tragic thing is that it isn’t his natural penis.
There’s such a thing as an unhealthy obsession with wanting to look better.
He is definitely the Jocelyn Wildenstein of penis enlargement, definitely a prime example of what not to do.
Stu September 14th, 2010 at 6:36 PM
That dick is just fucking gross and makes him completely unattractive. Big dicks can be nice, but that definitely looks like some sort of infection. Implants are not cool.
Anonymous March 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 AM
sexy!!!! :)