Car Jacking Casualty: MI Man Dies Mid-Stroke

Guys, we begin this Hump Day with a cautionary tale. Car Jacking can be lethal.

As the NY Daily News reported, he should have kept both hands on the wheel. Just to be clear, your hands should be at ten and two o’clock … not your cock.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was “beating” on Detroit’s Interstate 75 early Sunday when the skin-flick distraction on his smartphone caused him to roll out of control. Jones wasn’t wearing a seatbelt and was ejected from the 1996 Toyota’s sunroof.

The accident happened early Sunday morning just after 3:30. Michigan State Police troopers were called to the ramp from the Lodge to southbound I-75 on a one-car accident. The preliminary investigation revealed the driver of the car was watching a movie while behind the wheel, police said on Monday.

Fox2Detroit adds, “Michigan State Police (MSP) revealed the man had been watching pornography and masturbating while driving.

MSP also said the 58-year-old man was not wearing pants at the time of the crash. He lost control and rolled the car. He was partially ejected through the sunroof and died on scene.”

Too bad he didn’t use his seat belt to keep his pants on.

Lt. Mike Shaw of the MSP says it appears to be another case of a driver distracted by technology. No other vehicles were involved in the crash, reports the Detroit Free Press. “We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars,'” Shaw said.

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