“Kellin & Chase: Bareback” Proceed With Caution
Kellin must have figured that going hungry was worse than bottoming when he came back to Sean Cody after a two-year break. From the looks of things, though, he figured wrong.
Kellin who? Don’t feel bad. He only made a solo and two not terrible, or terribly memorable scenes back in 2014 before he showed up again in this February. “I never got a cock in my mouth or my big ole ass last time” Kellin offered upon his return.
Translation, they wouldn’t take me back unless I started bottoming and sucking so here goes nothing folks. Exactly.
[[UPDATED]] July 7,2016 The Disaster Report:
Ok guys, so “Kellin & Chase: Bareback” at Sean Cody wasn’t quite the gay porn Hindenberg. But it wasn’t much better either. Like an isolated flood killing three is better than a Tsunami that wipes out thousands. Better, but far from good.
To give credit where credit is due, Kellin does get hard and cums both times while being dicked. Chase did not deliver some dainty fuck – which is usually good news. Usually, but since we’re talking Kellin here, the effect on him, visually and vocally, was of a man getting a root canal with no novocaine. That’s not a turn on. It’s boner kill.
Look, the idea behind straight men transcending their boundaries and loving dick like a gay guy is both oxymoronic and carries a plausible deniability that’s ultimately between you and your dick. G4$ involves a lot of smoke and mirrors. Some fake it better than others. Kellin clearly can’t. When he blurts out “fuck me” with gritted teeth or other such “niceties,” it’s insultingly egregious on everyone’s part. The genie is out of the bottle and landed with a thud.
Now, is there a perverse pleasure is seeing Sean the watermelon get pounded righteously? Yes. He’s getting what he deserves and the fact it makes him precum to despite himself is always a welcome sight. You could say Kellin is getting what he deserves as well. He signed up for this. But the real issue here is that as the viewers shelling out the monthly membership dollars, we deserve better.
But for cumshot and creampie fans, Chase did cum through …
Hopefully, we’ll have better luck tomorrow night. Watch this blog!
[Original Preview: July 6]
A quick trip to The Sword’s Pornback Machine™ is called for. Not unlike Brodie did when he returned to Sean Cody, Kellin came back a bigger, beefier version. Brodie has been allowed to be top only since his return. Not so for Kellin. And that’s kind of a lose-lose for all parties concerned.
Being far from the biggest or most forceful top at Sean Cody, Brandon wasn’t a bad choice for Kellin’ plucking. Unfortunately, no one seems to have learned anything from Brandon’s bottoming disaster as Kellin was clearly unstretched, unpractised, and underneath it all, as unwilling to submit to the task at hand as Brandon was. It was painful for them. It was to watch. No bueño, Sean Cody.
When Chase returned last month after his two and one-year sabbatical, he proved himself to be a powerful top and even made the insufferable Porter a hot butt boy. Of course, Porter was more than willing. And therein, lies the rub.
Shaw is coming along as a bottom. Sean has become a hot little watermelon himself. So considering that Chase is very much the top that Brandon isn’t, unless Kellin has been spending some time quality time with a butt plug, the gay porn Hindenberg of the summer may arrive at midnight tonight. Or will be disaster be averted? Watch this blog.
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