He’s A Day Dream “Belieber” All RIght

When I was posting the alleged pics of Zac Efron’s butt yesterday, I couldn’t help thinking that since he showed his ass in That Awkward Moment, why use a butt double for Dirty Grandpa? Today, I apply that conversation to the Biebs.

The world wouldn’t have to know Jeremy Bieber is a #proud daddy in the now deleted tweet about his son’s cock if sonny boy hadn’t been caught with his pants down as I reported back in October.

Now, Calvin Klein poses a new question:

And the Biebs answers it himself on Instagram:

Speaking of questions, back in October, Jezel had a good one too, “Justin Bieber’s Crotch: Padded or Nah?”

Can’t fool us, though. There’s obviously something enhancing his crotch region, but what exactly is his padded dick stuffed with to give the illusion of girth? My bet is on a couple stacks of hundreds, a roll or two of Charmin, or sugar/spice/everything nice.

Are you not entertained? It is, as Justin Bieber says, beginning. It = Bieber’s new Calvin Klein ad campaign.

Here is the man-child we hate to love to hate, wearing the finest, snuggest CK boxer briefs with full penal enlargement features, showing off his tat sleeve and doing the Birdman hand rub while gazing at his fans and giving the slightest of booty tooches.

Tags: Celebrity Skin, Justin Beiber