IS ‘THE HAUNTING’ TOO SCARY FOR PORNO?

Am I being a sissy?

There’s a long history of Halloween-themed porn, usually involving a pair of ill-advised incisors and rigor mortis stiffy jokes. Not for Cockyboys director Jake Jaxson, who this year has ditched the corny costumes in favor of a pair of Brooklyn hipsters, a tombstone and a deserted house. Jake Steel and Dillon Rossi drive upstate for a weekend away at a cabin in the woods. Along the way, they stop for a blowjob in a graveyard — and spot a muscled ghost as they drive away. Of course, he’s not gone for good.

This all leaves me incredibly conflicted. One on hand, Arnaud Chagall maybe the hottest phantasm I’ve ever seen in a porn. On the other hand, is it too scary to be hot? Photos and (hot, creepy, weird) trailer, after the jump …

It’s one thing to spot a ghost in a graveyard, it’s another thing to have him visit you later. It’s still another to have anal sex with him. I’m really, really torn. Is it too scary?

TRAILER: ‘The Haunting’ (via Cockyboys)

(Caution: For the easily scared, this non-terrifying threesome with Austony and Arnaud is a nice lovey-dovey alternative.)

— Mike

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Tags: Arnaud Chagall, CockyBoys, Dillon Rossi, Jake Steel