FINALLY! A GAY PORN PARODY OF “THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY” STARRING JOHNNY RAPID
Sure it may seem odd that someone make porn based on a bro comedy that came out 15 years ago, but here we are. In the first of scene of the three-part mini-series from Men.com, Johnny Rapid seems to be playing the Cameron Diaz part and Jaxton Wheeler seems to be playing the Matt Dillon role. There’s a non-sexual cameo by Ty Roderick, who I think is supposed to be the Ben Stiller character.
The thing is there totally is something about power-bottom Johnny Rapid: His seemingly unstoppable, often double-penetrated hole, his repeated claims that he’s heterosexual and in a committed relationship with a woman … it all makes for a mix that’s intriguing to say the least, and inspires a rabid fan base among gay men (and, for whatever reason, a lot of women).
Plus I’m sure we can expect some kind of cum-in-the-hair gag at some point, so we have that to look forward to. Free clip and more images after the jump …
[Watch the Full Scene here]
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Tags: Jaxton Wheeler, Johnny Rapid, Ty Roderick
kg221 January 7th, 2014 at 2:27 PM
johnny with jacked up teeth
James January 7th, 2014 at 4:19 PM
Now all he needs to do is to actually make out with a guy.
Jett Blakk January 8th, 2014 at 5:51 AM
Someone needs to fill the hole left by Brent Corrigan.
Yes, I know what I said.
JBK
8pmtrain January 8th, 2014 at 2:44 PM
Jaxton is amazing. Perfect mesomorph body, inconspicuous ink… I even love the freaky facial hair. I can’t even watch Johnny anymore after seeing him in an interview. He is a hillbilly sounding fool, which totally killed it for me.
Hugh January 8th, 2014 at 8:50 PM
Wow, you’re right. I’ve never actually seen him kiss anyone. Has he?
Robert January 19th, 2014 at 8:26 PM
Johnny sure has gotten his ass fucked alot for a straight man and he almost always maintains an erection while getting fucked. But with that being said, I know many straight men can rationalize that into believing that they really are straight.However it would be more believable if he didn’t appear to enjoy it quite so much and had a limp dick.Probably not as good for the porn industry though.
PSR January 26th, 2014 at 3:15 AM
Johnny Rapid is one of the most dull performers. He is definitely overrated.