Bareback Mountain: Gay Cowboys Unleashed!
Ever since the success of 1973’s landmark straight porn, The Devil in Miss Jones, (a titular spoof of 1941’s Oscar-nominated The Devil and Miss Jones), porn companies have been borrowing from mainstream Hollywood’s name recognition to boost their own films.
The massive success of Ang Lee’s Brokeback Mountain unleashed waves of speculation as to what porn puns would follow — with plenty of people offering there own ideas. Can you the three pornos currently in production from two “audience suggested” fakes?
1. Bareback Mountain
2. Bear Buck Mounting
3. Bar Back Mountin’
4. Broke Man, Mount Me!
5. Bi Back Mountain
Answers after the jump…
Answers: 1, 3, 5
1. Bareback Mountain (above) was released last month by PornTeam.
3. Daddy Ohhh! Productions will conclude its “bar trilogy” (Last Call, After Hours) will Bar Back Mountin’ in May.
5. Gay porn punsters extraordinaire, All Worlds Video, (Drill Bill, Rear Factor, Dirty Hairy, The Best Little Whorehouse In Tex-ass, Riding Boys in Cars, Desperate Husbands, and so on …) will release Bi-Back Mountain this spring.
Of course, should you get a hankering for an award-winning gay cowboy movie, there’s always Buckshot Productions’ Buckleroos …
But otherwise chime with your favorite porn-ified Hollywood titles below.
— Mike
fanboi February 14th, 2006 at 2:15 AM
I was always partial to “How the West was Hung”
man of sorrow February 14th, 2006 at 8:29 AM
… what about “broken back on the mountain”?
Guest March 1st, 2006 at 3:23 PM
Bareback Mounting starring Heath Leather and Jake Gyllenhole
cooter March 5th, 2006 at 8:54 AM
They ain’t cowboys theys sheep herders.
Mike March 5th, 2006 at 11:47 PM
Actually, they are not sheep herders, they are bone smugglers.
harry williams March 16th, 2006 at 8:59 AM
i havent seen the movie yet but heard that it got good reviews an that it was all none gay actors. well i guess i just have t see it for my self. do everyone agree that it was a great gay movie or not? harry
harry williams March 16th, 2006 at 4:46 PM
why havent my blog been posted?
JUAN March 16th, 2006 at 9:33 PM
ME GUSTA MUCHO ESTO
Luiz Antonio March 17th, 2006 at 2:56 PM
Great guys, phantastic fucking !
harry williams March 22nd, 2006 at 1:33 PM
well that’s a great way of put n it so i better go get the dvd it comes comes out this week. later guy. harry