Attack of the Gay Porn Music Video
Two new gay-porn-eque YouTube clips have me moist as a snack cake. First, a music video for the official theme song to Falcon’s Velvet Mafia is, like, actually really terrific:
Second, another clip of my #1 porn crush, Johnny Hazzard, doin’ a little dance. Can’t say I’m a huge fan of the song, but, man, who knew lil Johnny could shimmy like that? He makes me want to lick the monitor. Did I just say that out loud?
MF September 7th, 2006 at 6:12 PM
did I miss some memo that porn is now supposed to be about style instead of sex?
Mike September 8th, 2006 at 3:02 PM
Just because sex is the most important aspect of porn, doesn’t mean that we should be subjected to terrible, low-level crap in all other aspects of it. So yeah, good porn isn’t always about style, but bad porn is almost always lacking in it.
The reason that story and acting is so often derided isn’t just that it’s so often poor quality, cheesy etc. The same with music. Or lighting. Or hair. It may not be central to the movie, but when it’s crappy you totally notice.
Wow September 9th, 2006 at 11:44 AM
Little Johnny is sexy (in a truck stop trade kind of way) but he should really just stick to getting stuck, if you get my meaning. Though, if the profusion of tattoos is any indication, his judgement isn’t the greatest.
Kevin September 10th, 2006 at 5:32 PM
I thought Johnny Hazzard’s video was fantastic. And I wanted to lick the screen too!
Now if I could only dance like that…
Keith September 12th, 2006 at 1:06 AM
I found Johnny’s little clip rather entertaining. Maybe I’m in the minority, but seeing other aspects of a performer’s personality outside of their sexual performance actually helps me appreciate and enjoy their performances all the more.
Anonymous October 29th, 2006 at 12:19 AM
Thought it was cool… in a cute kinda way. Cool moves, funky.
I know what moves I’ll be using at the t-dance tomorrow.
Don June 17th, 2007 at 6:02 PM
I found this recommended to me… on itunes “just for you” – it’s part of my preferences to have recommendations… and they know I buy the gay stuff… I love that… I like that Johnny Hazzard in on itunes… with his Deeper Into You – single and frankly for 99 cents you can’t go wrong… and it sends a message that there is a gay audience who will support a larger openly gay presence in the media. Now, if Chi Chi LaRue really made that comment on itunes… I love it more… and there needs to be a REALLY HOT and pornographic version of this video… please.
LOL June 27th, 2007 at 1:42 PM
dork