5 THINGS TO JERK OFF TO THIS WEEKEND

Posted March 8, 2013 9:28 AM by with 3 comments

I’ll be in Austin this weekend at SXSW talking about how porn has changed sex, but that doesn’t mean I’ll leave you high and dry. After the jump, five things you’ll jerk off to this weekend.

 

1. Riley
I look at him and all I want to do is remake Star 80.
Trailer: Young Riley (via Sean Cody)

 


2. Hot House
I could serve dinner off these two, they’re so clean. But if I did, I’d probably skip dinner and devour the china instead. So, so good.
Trailer: Good Sports (via Hot House)

 


3. Mick Lovell Getting Fucked
Cheeks of rouge, ass of gold. It’s Mick Lovell swallowing Jim Kerouac’s gorgeous cock.
Trailer: Mick Lovell and Jim Kerouac (via Bel Ami)

 

4. Vintage Falcon
Of all the vintage Falcon I’ve watched over the years, there are few that surpass Style, the 1982 film that would change the way the company shot film. Smooth bodies, glistening pools, sharply (un)dressed men — the only thing it’s missing in my book is Dick Fisk.
Trailer: Style (via Falcon Studios)

 

5. I Want Your Love
Let’s be frank. We’ve talked about it ENDLESSLY here, Jack produced it, and it’s banned in Australia. Of course you’re going to watch it. And probably get stoned, too. (And since it’s on NakedSword, you’ll have about 10,000 other things to jerk-off to as well. You might as cancel the rest of your weekend now.)
Trailer: I Want Your Love (via NakedSword)

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3 responses to 5 THINGS TO JERK OFF TO THIS WEEKEND

  1. JCub March 8th, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    You do know that Star 80 is about a murder-suicide, right?

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  2. Filip, Sweden March 9th, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    Great to see power bottom Mick among your choices! I like Riley too and also became very happy to see “Vintage Falcon”. I miss a lot of the style many of those movies were made in. Your talk in Austin seems interesting. Would be fun to hear You reporting on it later.

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  3. ricky March 10th, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    tastes do differ, nothing from the above turns me on at all……….

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