I keep hoping that the criminals caught (and fucked) on Parole Him will be for something interesting, like bath salt distribution or Olympic doping. Or that it’ll turn into BoundGods, and there will suddenly be restraints and pepper spray and tasers. Is there no such thing as a hot meth head? We could even go political, and have a series of Wall Street swindlers or Occupy urchins. But no, it’s all parole violations and domestic abuse. Sexy, I guess, but not as fun as rounding up terror suspects.

A parole officer on hidden camera coerces two home invasion suspects (is it too much to ask for cat burglers? …) to fuck, after the jump.

Or maybe we could start with all the people in porn who actually ARE on parole. (I’m looking at you, Mark Dalton)

FREE PREVIEW: Benny G (home invasion) and Andrew Mose (possession) (via ParoleHim.com)

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