Just in case anyone cared, Gay Porn Blog endorses John Kerry for President. I’m sure he’s thrilled.

Remember when you had to fast-forward through the flag waving at the beginning of porn, reminding you that your afternoon toss-off was a protected by the Constitution? That’s because porn used to be under attack, Fallujah-style. Thanks to the turnout of the Christian Right in 1984, Ronald Reagan won a second term. He talked tough on porn going into the election, and afterword his new Attorney General, Edwin Meese, began zealously prosecuting obscenity cases across the country for the next 4 years. That’s why pornographers felt the need to lecture — to remind us that if you like hot penetrative sex, ya gotta support the First Amendment.

Clinton changed all that, God love him. He knew that sometimes, a cigar was just a sex toy and that a blowjob only really counted as half-sex. And he didn’t think the goverment had much right checking out your web browser. Unfortunately, 2004 is looking less like 1994 and more like 1984. So stop jerkin for one hot second and use your hand to cast a ballot.