Cock muse Francois Sagat released this teaser for Hades, a video with music this morning. He describes the coming project as “sulfurous,” which makes it sound like a certain Lucas Raunch video. It stars Sylvia Gobbel, big-nippled muse of Helmut Newton, and except for a quick shot of Francois’ pubes peeking out of a ladies garter (after the jump), it’s utterly un-masturbatable. (I know, I know. I’m a philistine.) To remedy this, I’ve followed the presentation of the non-porn video teaser with my personal collection of jerk-off pictures of Francois Sagat.

Francois Sagat: A Video Retrospective (via Titan Men)

– Mike