Picture it: Brazil, 2007: George W. Bush is getting fucked in the ass by a duck and a gorilla:

Sadly this is no April Fool’s, but it is a joke … a joke lacking a punchline, which is where you come in, cumstained readers. In conjunction with their new release, Carnival, AMG launched a contest where the person who comes up with the best dirty joke involving George W., a duck and a gorilla wins a ton of porn. To read more or to enter the contest, go here.

Watch the hardcore trailer:

FULL DISCLOSURE: As one of the judges of this contest, I will place extra weight on any entry that incorporates Sophia Petrillo.

– Jack