FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: FRATERNITY X KICKS OFF THE WEEKEND
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It’s Friday night, and if you bet that someone is all ready passed out — cue up Toby Keith’s Red Solo Cup again, Fraternity X set decorator — and having some sort of dubious orgy, you’d be right.
DIESEL WASHINGTON RETURNS! (AS THE BEST ESCORT EVER)
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Diesel Washington is one of the best escorts in the business, and this week he closes out NakedSword’s Hooker Stories with a ripped-from-his-blackbook tale of a spoiled brat (Jayden Ellis) borrowing money from daddy to pay for … a daddy. Diesel gives him all that and more. Clips, gallery and Diesel’s real-life Rentboy profile after the jump …
CUTE NERD ALERT! MITCH PERRY ON BENTLEY RACE
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Glasses on. Pants off. Mouth open. Dick uncut. Bentley Race fucks gay nerd Mitch Perry, after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: ARNAUD CHAGALL PUMPS JETT BLACK
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Arnaud Chagall is the new Gabriel Clark. Jett Black is the new Max Ryder. Cockyboys is the new Cockyboys, and I’m an old dog lapping its new tricks. Jett Black’s first hardcore scene, after the jump …
First Look: The Boy Who Cried DILF
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After years of hearing about MILFs, I’m glad that gay porn has been embracing the DILF: It’s a trend I can get behind (or in front of, depending on who we’re talking about). Anyway, Chi Chi LaRue was nice enough to send over these pics of horsecocked Angel Rock, Trenton Ducati and Damian Taylor from the set of “The Boy Who Cried DILF,” which just wrapped production this week.
SPEAKING of “not a boy, not yet a DILF”, Chi Chi’s humpiest discovery to date, Johnny Hazzard, makes his triumphant return to Channel 1 Releasing in London Spunked, where he gets fucked by Frenchy Issac Jones. Check out a free hardcore clip after the jump.
BLUE BOYS: RANDY BLUE TURNS 10!
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Happy Birthday, Randy!
It’s ten years ago this month that Randy Blue launched his eponymous site — at the time, the industry referred to Randy Blue derisively as “amateur,” which Mr. Blue bristled at. Well, he showed them. This weekend, I went down the rabbit hole of past loves. After the jump, ten years of my favorite Randy Blue boys — including the innocent model, Toby, who unwittingly kicked it all off on the day after St. Valentine’s in 2003 …
HOOKER STORIES 2: WHAT’S YOUR ESCORT STORY?
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Am I the only one with hooker fantasies? The only one who’s dreamed of a chorus line of Rentboys? The only one who’s used the (now, sadly defunct) Craigslist adult for masturbation material?
NakedSword’s Hooker Stories 2 is ripped-from-the-blackbook stories of real escorts, but I’m curious about the client’s side. I want to hear your stories. Who have you hired? Was it a porn star? A craggy lot lizard? A handjob at the massage parlor? Was he as handsome as Kyle Quinn? My questions, your hooker stories, and Kyle Quinn’s quivering ass, after the jump.
PLEASE DEBASE YOURSELF MORE, LANDON CONRAD
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(N.B. Given the stakes, you guys convinced me that it was probably best to remove a previous post (and other posts) mentioning a certain gay porn star at risk for arrest or worse in Russia. Michael Lucas has scrubbed his site of it as well, and I suspect he’s a good judge of the danger the kids in. Don’t know if it’ll help, but it’s worth trying.)
That said, aside from the fact that I miss Vito Gallo‘s turgid cock, I’m more than happy to drool over this debased scene instead — which could be one of my favorite scenes so far this year.
THE SECRET ECONOMICS OF GAY PORN, OR ‘WHY GAY PORN BECAME SO VANILLA’
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I got this email from a reader yesterday morning. It seemed worth answering.
When did porn get so vanilla?
For many years, porn sites have had “theme” categories to organize content. You could choose fetish themes like “cops” or “jocks” or “military” or “cowboys” or “leather” and find lots of content. If you built a site just with just the content from the past few years there’d only be one category: “naked white gym rats fucking”
Yes the guys are hot, but there is so little that sets one scene apart from another anymore. The theme and setting of a scene can crank the excitement up to 11. Just look at To The Last Man, a smoking hot cowboy themed movie from back when Raging Stallion made movies instead of just “naked white gym rat” scenes.
Did gay men somehow lose all sense of creativity? Or did the creative ones just stop making porn?
No. Maybe. Sort of. Here’s what happened.
DONNY WRIGHT ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING IN KENTUCKY FIREHOUSE
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Donny Wright was arrested Monday night for breaking into a firehouse in Kentucky and masturbating on the fireman’s gear. Who wouldn’t?
I like to imagine it — as I do many things — as a replay of the Kim Catrall in the men’s locker room scene in Porky’s. But, of course, we don’t have to use our imaginations to picture Donny Wright masturbating. Details of the arrest, and five clips of Donny engaging in the crime, after the jump … Read more »
WHAT TO DO ABOUT [REDACTED]?
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I got an email from [a gay porn star] a few days ago asking me to remove various posts with him in it. As a Russian in a small university town, he claims that his porn past is getting him in trouble — that people are using the links to blackmail him, he could be kicked out of the house and that he might be facing arrest. Despite the fact that the cat was out of the bag, and that porn-wise you have to be prepared to be found out, I did plan on taking down the posts. Then yesterday I got an update in my inbox. What should I do?
SASCHA CHAYKIN AND KRIS EVAN’S BRAZILIAN VACATION
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A few years ago I went to Brazil and crashed with some frisky nudists off of Ipanema. The problem with most nudists: they don’t look like Sascha Chaykin and Kris Evans. The Bel Ami porn stars decide that the view from inside, and the view from underneath, is better than the view from the hotel window. I don’t blame them. The Boys (not) from Brazil, after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: SPENCER FOX AND BRAYDEN FORRESTER
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Maybe it’s just the wallpaper, but I have an erection. Brayden Forrester, in his first real scene for Lucas, goes classy to get nailed by Spencer Fox. Brayden, Spencer and a taste of things to come, after the jump …
HOOKER STORIES: DOES LUKE MILAN LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS AN ESCORT?
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Have you ever expected an escort to comp you, just because he thinks you’re too good looking to be hiring a escort? It never happens, right? Why? Because escorts are not hustlers, not Florence Nightingale. Not even for college guy Luke Milan, who hires Seth Roberts and boyfriend-escort Shawn Duran to help him out with a problem. A HUGE PROBLEM.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY FROM SEAN CODY
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How to celebrate Valentine’s Day if you’re Sean Cody? With a smily porn shoot that looks straight out of an ad for toothpaste. Willis and Aiden celebrate their love, with a box of chocolates and an Elisa test, after the jump …
BRING BACK THE GAY PORN ORGY!
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Remember the good old days before piracy and a recession turned porn back into a loop factory? The days of wine and near constant orgies? The days when just about every movie ended up with a foursome? While we still occassionally get a twenty-man daisy chain and the bi-annual Falcon group number, the genteelly-named Jizz Orgy is hoping to provide a steady stream. After the jump, a scandalous meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, featuring Colby Keller, Mike DeMarko, Rocco Reed, and two special guest stars …
IT’S THE MOST ABSURD GAY PORN MOVIE TIE-IN SINCE ROOTS XXX, BUT IT HAS ANGEL ROCK SO ALL IS FORGIVEN
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This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said, it has Angel Rock, so I’ll ignore the fact that it sounds like a joke porn from 30 Rock. Because Angel Rock is so insanely hot you’d think it wouldn’t be possible for him to have such a massive cock as well. Hmmm. Maybe there is witchcraft a foot.
THE SEVEN HOTTEST STAGHOMME CLIPS YOU’LL EVER SEE
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It’s been four years since Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho launched their Madrid-based indie studio Staghomme. That’s four years of facial cum-shots, four years of rapey fantasies, four years of gratuitous night-vision shoots and four years of two of the men I love the best. After the jump, six of my favorite clips from four years of Staghomme.
GAY PORN NEWS: RIP KARIM (1961-2013)
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This is shaping up to be one hell of a year. Longtime bodybuilder and one-time COLT star Karim was found dead in a bathtub, dead of an apparent heart attack. However, police have reported finding a note at the scene.
GAY PORN TUBE: HOOKER STORIES RETURNS!
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Last year, NakedSword partnered with real-life escort Rafael Alencar to make a movie about some of his more sordid adventures in the gay skin trade: Hooker Stories. This year, it’s gay escort Diesel Washington who’s returning to do the honors for Hooker Stories 2. But the corner of Castro and 18th is pretty crowded, and it turns out just about every gay porn star has a sexy, disgraceful, story to tell.
First up on the speed dial? Jake Genesis as a businessmen who orders up everything … custom. Series trailer and footage from the first episode, after the jump …
GAY PORN BEFORE AND AFTER: LANDON CONRAD
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He’s blond, he’s hung and he’s a former Falcon exclusive. And now — with the help of Van Darkholme and Sebastian Keys — he’s giving up all control for a taste of the dark side …
PIERRE FITCH FUCKS JESSE JORDAN IN DICK DOWN RAMPAGE
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When you’ve got an ass as sweet as Pierre of Fitch, you get pressured to bottom. But a few awkward fuckings have released the monster within — in the past few weeks Pierre Fitch has launched his own site (PierreFitch.com), and torn through quivering bottoms of New York City like a nine-inch French Canadian tornado. Pierre fucks Jesse Jordan — and some of the other lucky victims, after the jump.
KRISTEN BJORN RESPONDS TO ARPAD’S SUICIDE
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Kristen Bjorn discovered Arpad Mikos (then Peter Kozma) in Hungary in 1994. After the jump, his memory of the late, great gay porn star.
ARPAD SUICIDE NOTE: ‘HATERS CAN HATE’
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There isn’t much known about Arpad Miklos’s suicide, — even close friend Randall Lynch says he was shocked when he found him Sunday night. But a note that Miklos left may shed some light on one cause of his depression: trolls. And if we’re smart, it also gives us a way to help prevent this in the future. A decent proposal, after the jump …
RIP: ARPAD MIKLOS (1967-2013)
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Incredibly sad to report that gay porn icon and all around good guy Arpad Miklos is dead at 45.
