Gay Porn Tube: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad
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Yes, it’s as fantastic as I hoped.
Looks like Dean loves his new hair suit as much as I do. In an odd twist usually reserved for Republican presidential candidates and Rod Barry, he manages to get a taste of his own ass. Landon’s looking thicker and hairier, too, so maybe the butchness is catching. I spotted him on the street a few days ago and he looked like the Incredibly Blonde Hulk.
… I’ll be here all week (in my bedroom. watching this).
Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad in ‘Point and Shoot’ (via Falcon XXX.com)
– MIke
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Gay Porn Tube: Jean Franko and Jessie Colter
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I will watch anything with Jean Franko’s cock and balls in it. I sat through over an hour of Cum Guzzlers hoping for a shot of his “I’m thinking real hard” face covered in Matan Shalev’s blessing to no avail. There’s still hope, of course. And if not hope, there’s this scene from Men in Love where he splits little Jessie Colter in two.
If only I had chloroform and a book on knots, I’d be milking him for papa’s chutney by now. Hardcore gay porn clip after the jump …
Guess the Dirty Hippie Gay Porn Star!
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We pulled this from a (former) gay porn star’s DudesNude profile.
Will post answer tonight. In the meantime, can you guess the well-sung star beneath the extra-terrestrial hippie make-up? Clue: It’s NOT Adam Killian.
Gay Porn Sneak Peek: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad (!) in ‘Point and Shoot’
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God, he’s gorgeous.
Finding out that Dean Monroe is in a new movie is like finding a Vicodin in the pocket of an old jacket. You cancel your plans.
Finding out that he’s furry and getting split by Landon Conrad? That’s like finding a roofie in your drink. You don’t recover for a week, and when you do you still feel raw.
Gay Porn Tube: English Cock, Southern Ass
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Now that’s what I’m talking about. It’s almost enough to make me stay in tonight. AND IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.
Patrick and Ryan (via Randy Blue)
– Mike
Colby Keller, Karl Marxxx and the Death of the Gay Porn Movie
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Communist boner inducer Colby Keller and his fur-lined Svengali Karl Marxxx don’t lament the death of the gay porn plot. But the duo did take to Keller’s Big Shoe Diaries this morning to respond to porn reviewer John Karr after he claimed that Cowboys, Raging Stallion’s plotless two-disk mega-release, marks the death knell for the story in gay porn.
Karr suggests video-on-demand sites like NakedSword are the culprits, but the Hottie with a Trotsky suggests that plot disappeared from porn because of our know-it-all social media culture. They’re both right. And they’re both wrong.
Is Arpad Miklos Gay Porn’s True Hipster Icon?
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First it was BUTT beach towels sold at American Apparel, then it was sex with Colby Keller. Now it’s make-up application in a video for Pitchfork darling Perfume Genius’s hymn-like ‘Hood (Put Your Back N 2 It album out Feb 21). Watch out, Sagat. Arpad is one Lana Del Rey wig away from stealing your gay porn Ray Bans.
(Photo Nils Bernstein)
Check out Hood after the jump …
JUST HOW ARTSY DO YOU TAKE YOUR FRANCOIS SAGAT?
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Despite a penchant for capriciousness, the hipster designer/filmmaker/photographer set’s fascination with François Sagat trundles on, making him the longest-running Alt-muse since Amanda Lepore. So if Titan’s Incubus was simply too lamestream for you, here’s Sagat naked, but since they painted his body red, it stops being porn, and starts being HIGH ART:
“SAGAT”, A PHILIP RICHES FILM STARRING FRANCOIS SAGAT from UN NOUVEAU IDEAL on Vimeo.
Um, yeah — I think I’m gonna go back to jerking off to Francois Sagat in gay porn. Bye.
– Jack
Oh, hey there Mick Roberts
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My love/hate thing with the masturbating twinks of YouLoveJack continues as I find myself second-guessing my tastes as I clean up after jerking off to this Mick Roberts for the third fourth time today. Minuses: harbinger of a widows ‘s peak, hastily shaved hole. Pluses: mushroom head, big uncut cock, lots of pre-cum, licks up his load. Sigh. Is this some new kind of sadism?
Watch a free clip of Mick Roberts jerking off after the jump …
Gay Porn Tube: The Rain in Spain
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. But on Ibiza, it mostly lands on your face. mainly on face.
Bruno Knight looks like he just stepped out of a Sprite commercial (lemon-and-lime debut after a jump).
Sex With Kennedy Carter Is Not To Be Disparaged
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At the Xbiz Awards a few nights ago. Larry Flynt got a variation on the award they give him every year, and in the variation on the speech he gives when he gets such awards, he evidently said (it’s hard to understand the man, with all due respect), that “having sex with a condom is like fucking a glove.” Kennedy Carter, rightly, was outraged.. If this is fucking a glove, I’ll wear two.
It might be a thin sheet of latex, but at least it’s not a vagina.
Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
– Mike
Five Gay Porn Scenes From Last Year I Can’t Stop Watching
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I masturbated to a lot of things last year. Here are the things to which I still am.
Is This The Hottest Two Minutes of Gay Porn This Year?
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You could be deaf and still realize how incredibly, call-in-sick-to-work good this scene from Name of the Game is.
My nuts are blue and in my thorax. Hardcore gay porn clip after the jump.
Gay Porn Gallery: Surveillance Doubles the Beef
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Oh, the New Year is starting off just right …
Hairy bigorexics give me an erection a cat can’t scratch, and in Surveillance, Jesse Jackman and Hunter Marx bang against each other like invert King Kongs without an Empire State Building. And makes me want to jump in between them like a fallen toddler in a bumper car ring. More pics of frantic, sweaty mash after the jump …
