Zeb Atlas Tries His Hand at Singing
January 18th, 2011
No doubt spurred on by the modicum of success their supremely awkward 2009 collaboration received, Zeb Atlas — whose physique is fast approaching cartoon-like proportions — has again teamed up with homely yet strangely beguiling soul singer Pearly Gates, this time lending his (severely autotuned) voice as backup on a remake of the Diana Ross classic “Love Hangover”.
***UPDATE***: They finally posted the video on YouTube, so here’s a higher-resolution version:
What do you guys think?
***UPDATE*** My seven favorite seconds of the video, after the jump …
(more fun .gifs here)
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Umm…guys, where’s the FAIL button?
Id rather try eating glass than listen to that man sing. Yes, it’s that painful.
My ears! My eyes! My god that’s horrible.
Make it stop.
OMG this is a flash back to the house wife of Atlanta Kim , nonono no singing he should stay doing his show at sea world .. ups ja ja ja
What makes porn stars think they can sing? Wasn’t Ryan Idol the first to prove that just because you are good looking and gays will drool over you there is a line that should not be crossed?
It also proves that porn stars don’t pay attention to failures of their predecessors. Ryan Idol, Frederick Ford, Dean Monroe, Colton Ford. All of them should have stuck with porn and not tried to branch out.
whats worse: those muscles, his way of dancing or the song?
he is actually not singing at all, he is just talking with the melody. regardless i would still fuck him.
Crap. Crap. Crap. Looks stupid, sounds worse.
Is it possible he is suffering from body dysmorphic disorder? I am wondering if he sees himself as underdeveloped and thereby increases his workouts to dangerous, Madonna-like intensity levels.
He should just find a job in construction or as a toll taker, get married and have a kid; he is still “gay-for-pay” right?
Sorry, but in my 46 years, I have learned the harsh truth ultimately is better than a lie, and that being said, that “performance” of his ranks as one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen or heard.
Pretty funny. I like my bodybuilders to have cartoon like muscles, as long as synthol or some other fake crap is used that is.
okay now, just cause we think you’re pretty doesn’t mean you can get away with doing anything you feel like. i mean, I’M embarrased.
I think Zeb Atlas is kinda hot, but he can’t dance well at all, and you know hes a bad singer when he sounds BAD Autotuned.
What becomes of an aging porn star? This hurts us more than it does u, Zeb.
What do I think?
If he takes anymore anabolic materials, his head will explode.
His head is twice the size of a normal head.
Freaky
ok… gotta give him props for having the nerve to do it… BUT… if ever there was a case for “don’t quit yer day job”… this is one of them. Has he been watching Boogie Nights or something?
Taste in men can’t be measured. I have always thought that Zeb Atlas is the least sexiest guy in porn. Would I kick him out of bed? No. I doubt I could budge him, but I can kick myself out. (grin)
Gong. Next contestant.
Painful….
A little pitchy, dawg … you know what I mean … just sayin’, no trip to Hollywood
His Colton Ford snarl is so wrong.At least Colton can dance.
This is one of the most cringe-worthy things i’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing. Zeb, you’ve not only hurt my ears with, but you’ve offended my retinas; i never thought you could do that to me…
In 3 minutes and 25 seconds, Zeb Atlas has managed to destroy any mystique he ever had for me.
Okay, granted it’s a silly video but why call Pearly Gates “homely”. Totally unnecessary insult.
I can’t stop laughing!!! A great comedy.
No doubt that super agent to the ‘stars’ was behind this, who else could arrange something so horrific?
Oh my God! Nails on a chalkboard is more pleasant than this!! Jeeeez I think he better stick to porn, bodybuilding and modeling….
FUCK…HE IS EVEN WORSE AT SINGING THEN HE IS A FUCKING!
Someone needs to tell this poor guy he has no and I MEAN NO TALENT!
I can see it now…Zeb and Ceasar the MALL TOUR! LMAAO
He opened his mouth and the sun went down. Sadly (and I’m a big fan) his mystery is all but eroded and what’s with that winky eye??? Eerily unsexy.
The disco diva I can cope with, but the muscle Mary – what a twat! He looks vile, like a sack filled with walnuts. Never heard of him & never want to again, especially don’t want to see him in a fuck flick.