Fiddlesticks! I knew it was too good to be true. Just 24 hours after posting Vol. 2 of the celebrity skin round-up, Veoh decides to change their terms of service and stop letting users post porn clips.

In light of this lameness, below is the revised (and depressingly truncated) round up:

1. Eating Out Double Full Frontal
The much talked about clip from last year’s indie gay sleeper (snoozer, perhaps…) “Eating Out” features “Desperate Housewife” pinup Ryan Carnes getting busy with the also-hot Scott Lunsford. It’s a long clip (and I have no idea what’s up with the Chinese subtitles) but you see Scott’s cock at 7:44 and Ryan’s at 8:15.
2. Ewan McGregor Spreads ‘Em
Before he took a family-friendly turn for the Star Wars movies, Ewan used to drop trou and show off his fat cock in almost every movie he was in. One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies — “Velvet Goldmine” — he plays bisexual glam rocker Curt Wild, (loosely based on Iggy Pop) and not only drops his pants on stage but spreads open his ass cheeks, shakes his cock and and sprinkles himself with glitter while Johnathan Rhys Meyers watches on longingly.

3. QAF comparison: Gale Harold
Surely any queen worth his weight in Eros has seen Gale Harold’s cock: I’m throwing this one in for old time’s sake. A classic!

4. The Notorious “Ken Park” Father/Son Blowjob Scene
Not as hot as James Ransome jerking off while strangling himself, but every bit as scandalous!

Previous YouTube Roundups:
Viva Bigorexia
Dancing with the Gay Porn Stars
YouTube HumpDay TopFive

– Jack