I tried desperately to find some good naked Alex Pettyfer pics, but am afraid except for a poorly executed shot of him topping Zach Efron, you’re going to have to settle for what he’s already shown in Magic Mike.

That said, if I squint, I can sort of imagine that it’s Alex Pettyfer sucking Damien Stone’s fat cock. This sort of recipe substitution makes up about half of my online life.

It’s not Alex, of course. It’s Tony Hunter, in a scene from Private Party.

The movie itself is about an infamous San Francisco sex party. I wouldn’t say it’s a documentary per se — at least not any more than Law and Order was — but it’s based on an actual San Francisco sex party, and features some of the actual participants masked. (San Franciscans, this is where you start scanning the tattoos and figuring out which of your pig friends finally made the plunge into porn.)

Private Party (via NakedSword)