You know those mornings when you wake up looking like Ke$ha’s mom? That’s how Jessie Colter feels. After the jump, we retrace Colter’s visit to bar at the Kink Armory, backwards through a series of pictures found on the internet.

7AM

 
 

5:40AM

 
 

3:45AM

 
 

2:30AM

 
 

12AM

 
 

9:45PM

 
 

9:00PM

A word of warning. If Christian Wilde offers to buy the first round, DECLINE.

VIDEO: Jessie Colter and Christian Wilde (via Bound In Public)

–Mike
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