Somehow, without me realizing it, Tate Ryder became the hottest man in gay porn. (And perhaps the only man who’s face benefits from a comparison to his mustachioed asshole.) Topher DiMaggio takes on this sexy Escher print of a porn star, after the jump.
Posts Tagged ‘Topher DiMaggio’
AN ALMOST TATTOO-LESS GAY PORN SCENE!
January 7th, 2013
Mike Tattoos — sexy body art or disgusting boner-killing graffiti — threatens to replace gay-for-pay as the subject that makes fans. But unless you’re cooking chicken, and even then, it’s hard to find a porn stars without. Even Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher, two studios that buy their models factory direct, rarely escape without some sort [...]
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK: TOPHER AND DEREK
December 9th, 2012
Mike Topher and Derek go for the gold on this week’s So You Think You Can Fuck, in a sort of Platoon-Meets-Honey Boo Boo scenario that involves bootcamp and a rickety country shack. It may not look like much, but I’d like to imagine a large vanity mirror surrounded by lightbulbs and a shower with a [...]
So You Think You’re Ready for Another Season of #SYTYCF?
November 17th, 2012
Shamama It’s hard to believe another year has passed since the last season of Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck, but season 3 is fast upon us. There are some major changes this go-round (and I’m not just saying it because I’m one of the show’s judges again). From the very first episode, you’ll [...]
GAY PORN JOCK: 8 STUNNING PHOTOS OF CHRIS TYLER
March 10th, 2012
Mike If there was a genealogy of gay porn stars, or if you could swab Gabriel Clark’s cheek for leftover genetic material and fashion a Frankenhooker of belly hair and tan and muscle, I’d make Chris Tyler.
WHICH GAY PORN STAR WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO GET RAPEY?
February 26th, 2012
Mike Sorry for creeping you out, but LET’S JUST SAY that instead of watching the Oscars tonight, you were going to get all rapey with a gay porn star you just happened to have tied up and hidden under the bed.* Who would it be? Some ideas, after the jump …
Is Marc Dylan Gay Porn’s Bottom of the Year?
December 6th, 2011
Mike I get it, queens. You LOVE Marc Dylan. I was GETTING to him. When I even suggested that Jay Roberts might be the gay porn bottom of the year, everyone dropped their poppers, grabbed a pitchfork and started chanting for the ass of Marc Dylan. It’s not hard to see why. Christian Wilde, Spencer Reed, [...]
Golden Gate S3 E2: Topher Dimaggio & Heath Jordan
August 5th, 2011
Shamama In the latest episode of NakedSword’s Golden Gate, Topher Dimaggio reprises his role as the rentboy with a heart of gold. Can he put his hooking ways behind him and hang on to his hairy hunk of a yuppie boyfriend (played by Jr. DILF Heath Jordan), or will his past catch up with him? (Hint: [...]
Dominic Ford Gets Sporty
February 3rd, 2011
Shamama You thought DominicFord.com was all about 3-D Reality TV and Harry Potter parodies? Not anymore! Now he’s all about sports (for the month of February, at least). I’m nobody’s sports fan, but these sexy pictures could totally make me into a full-fledged athletic supporter, for sure. The first scene in the series is a threesome [...]
So Dominic Ford Thinks Topher DiMaggio Knows How To Fuck
October 28th, 2010
Shamama A mere six weeks after the premier episode, the season finale of the first season of Dominic Ford’s reality-style gay porn elimination show SoYouThinkYouCanFuck was released today and the winner — by popular vote — is … Topher DiMaggio! Not that my opinion matters in this (maybe I’ll be asked to judge next season, huh [...]




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