After last week’s run-in with the huge-dicked otter I mistook for Justin Christoper, I spent the weekend with Dirty Tony. Or maybe I should say on Dirty Tony. Either way, he got me off. Part of the reason is because I’m hot for Dirty Tony Sparks — a bull of a man who was a [...]
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I Have Prosopagnosia, But For Dicks
September 1st, 2010
Mike Half the time that I find someone who gets me off on Sean Cody, I find out that been getting off to him for months. Call it Gay Porn Blindness, or write it off to them all looking the same. Take this one, for example: Maybe you’re better perverts than I am. I’ve been watching [...]
Breakfast of (Gay) Champions
August 25th, 2010
Mike You know how in Female Trouble Taffy tells Gator “I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!” Well, judging by Calvin’s enthusiasm, I think that it’s possible that Sean Cody found someone with oxygen in his balls. (For the record, he also eats ass like there’s [...]
Old Growth Forest on New Growth Gay Stud
July 11th, 2010
Mike I spent the weekend at hot springs in Oregon, out of cell range and — at least, according to the obese hippie who insisted it wasn’t a bathhouse — out of luck if I was hoping to get laid. But we gays are wily, and it wasn’t hard to get a game of grow-and-show going [...]




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