Reagan’s Porn Legacy

I can’t say that the porn community will mourn the loss of the man who famously refused to utter the phrase AIDS and unleashed the obscenity obsessed Meese Commission on us lowlife smut-peddlers.

I remember when I was a kid watching stolen VHS tapes, they’d always start with a call to arms to protect free speech. You’d fast forward most of the time, but you still got it drilled into my head that I might be forced to defend my right to bust nut.

Looking at the justice department’s docket this fall, it looks like we’re going to have to again. And I can’t wait. I can’t think of a better industry to defend.

I’m dedicating my afternoon nutbust to John Ashcroft and his breast covering crusade. Viva la resistance!

— Mike