GUESS WHO SCORED AT THE CYBERSOCKET AWARDS?
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I was kept from the Cybersocket Awards in West Hollywood last night by an acute case of work guilt and beer. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t following in my dreams. Suprise retirements! Visiting foreign bodies! Blurry twitter pics! And most importantly, the winners, after the jump …
BUT WHAT ABOUT A GAY PORN CONNECT FOUR?
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Why do you need an explanation? Cute as an erection Angel Rock plays ring around the rosie with a bound-and-gagged Patrick Conners in a perverse suburban dreamscape. If this is your father’s rec room, I need to meet your father. Angel Rock, in a make-my-morning wrestling singlet after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: JOHNNY VENTURE’S COCK HAS ME DOUBLING MY PAXIL
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Johnny Venture has a giant butt-plug of a dick, the kind that leaves you feeling emotionally empty when it leaves. The kind where you let out a moan of mourning when you realize it’s not coming back. Johnny Venture’s cock is the kind of cock that could reasonably lead you to pull a Joyce McKinney. No word on whether Donnie Dean bought chloroform or chained Johnny to the bed, but after the colossal fucking he got (clip after the jump), I wouldn’t be surprised at all.
AN ALMOST TATTOO-LESS GAY PORN SCENE!
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Tattoos — sexy body art or disgusting boner-killing graffiti — threatens to replace gay-for-pay as the subject that makes fans. But unless you’re cooking chicken, and even then, it’s hard to find a porn stars without. Even Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher, two studios that buy their models factory direct, rarely escape without some sort of Asian ankle kiss.
I spent the weekend trying to find a recent scene that didn’t include tattoos. This was the closest I could find — real-life boyfriends Topher DiMaggio and Lance Luciano on Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck. Scene, after the jump.
OH MY GODFRE: IT’S SHAWN WOLFE!!!
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It’s been six months since Falcon announced its partnership with fashion model-cum-porn star Benjamin Godfre. The results: Oh My Godfre! But it’s not director Benjamin Godfre who caught my eye — it’s Shawn Wolfe, who stars with Godfre. More of the woof-worthy Wolfe the jump … Read more »
… AND IN WITH THE NEW: WOLFIE BLUE IS ‘UNDISCOVERED’
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While Bruno might still make it for Pantheon, NakedSword is taking the lead in 2013 with a new crop of gay porn stars. In Undiscovered, Handsy directrix mr. Pam takes new and up-and-coming gay porn models and — with the help of a team of experts including Leo Forte — molds them into gay porn stars. After the jump, baby New Year Wolfie Blue and moonlit Tyler Alexander.
LOGAN MCREE: THE GAY PORN ALIEN IS BACK (AND WE’RE NOT LETTING HIM GO)!
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Logan McCree may have retreated home to Germany a few years ago, but this controversial tattooed pansexual is back and just as perverse as ever. Luckily, Sebastian Keys is there to string him up and lap up the juices. The new, improved, imprisoned Logan after the jump …
GAY PORN BEFORE AND AFTER: BRUNO!!!!!
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One of the most amazing gay porn discoveries of 2012? That COLT Man Bruno is alive, well, and as hung as ever. Bruno, before and after — after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: MEN OF THE UK
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This might be the best British import since the Ab Fab. Or the Pilgrims. Paddy O’Brian, Dean Monroe, Scott Hunter, Paul Walker and Jay Roberts face off in The Drill Sergeant. After the jump, a 21 five-gun, ten-ball salute to Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf.
MAX RYDER HAD A BETTER CHRISTMAS THAN YOU
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I don’t know that I’ve ever seen Max Ryder this enthusiastic — after all, this is a guy who has taken Tommy Defendi, Pierre Fitch, Delta Bravo and Austony, in ropes — all while remaining as unfazed as a postal employee. But turn him loose in Bratislava, with half-a-dozen kinky angels and Max comes alive! The Max Ryder sex pig out, after the jump …
WHAT’S THE BEST GAY PORN SITE FOR iPHONES AND iPADS?
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Since most of us are stuck in the bathroom pretending we’re flossing while desperately trying to locate porn that works on an iPhone, or under the covers trying to find a site that’s added for iPad, I thought I’d start an open thread for tips. Above, Hot House’s excellent mobile enabled site. And the jump, five more of my go-tos when on the road. But feel free to add your own.
GAY PORN TUBE: LUKE MILAN GOES HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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Christian Wilde’s not the only one celebrating a stuffed stocking. Cockhound Luke Milan is deep under the cover with Lee Paine, and things get frisky — like when you go home for the holidays and have to share the room with that weird cousin who lets you fuck him if you don’t talk about it.
Best of all, Falcon’s pretty much giving it away, too …
CHRISTIAN WILDE’S HO HO HO
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Ever wonder what it’s like to have a porn star over for Christmas? In this last scene from NakedSword, Christian Wilde reminisces about his year in sex. One of his favorites — with banana-loving Randall O’Reilly — after the jump. (Along with a big announcement about 2013 …)
GAY PORN TUBE: SHOULD FRATERNITY X HEAD TO REHAB X?
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Fraternity X is feeling more and more like Doomsday Prepper compound filled with sexual compulsives. The curtains are always drawn, they never seem to leave, they drink all the vodka, pass out, get have sexed with, get in trouble for drinking all the vodka, and have to do gay sex to make up for it. Then they drown their problems with vodka, and it all starts again. This would have been my lot if I stayed in New Jersey.
Still, I can’t say that all this Fatty Arbuckle turns me off. Take this week, someone drinks too much vodka and has to have degraded gay sex (which it turns out he secretly loves). He tells me I’m a dirty bitch …after the jump.
WANNA SEE DANIEL CARRERA’S FAT COCK?
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Sure you do.
Daniel Carrera is a Bentley Race favorite, and that’s saying a lot. Bentley’s got a beer can collection that rivals a Dartmouth frat — Harry Louis, Alexander Morales, Paolo Massa, Rhianna, Andy Lee — so I’d be remiss if I didn’t add Carrera to the menagerie. Plus, he’s wearing sweatpants. And a gay jock. And pendulous Silly Putty balls. My eyes are up here, he tells me, after the jump …
RICKY ROMAN GIVES AUSTIN WILDE SOMETHING TO CHEW ON
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It’s like taffy!
Austin Wilde continues his rampage through Cockyboys stable of willing bottoms, taking on uncut Latin jock Ricky Roman. And you can tell Roman’s been aching for a crack at the burlier half of Austony. Dig in with Austin — and Ricky — after the jump …
THIS IS HOW YOUR GAY PORN SAUSAGE IS MADE
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Gonzo and POV porn never took off with gay porn the same way it did with the straights — maybe it’s no big deal in gay culture to film someone sucking your dick. Of course, not everyone’s dick is Damien Crosse’s, and few cocksuckers are as handsome as Donato Reyes.
I would fuck him in the rain, I would fuck him in a train. And while I would fuck him dressed as an alien, I would much prefer him in basketball shorts. In second episode of Staghomme’s “The World of Gonzo,” Damien Crosse takes us deep inside Donato Reyes. Go with him, after the jump
GAY PORN TUBE: THE VISCONTIS GET EDGED!
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On the third* night of Hannukah, my true love gave to me, three edging triplets …
GAY PORN TUBE: VINCE DEMERIT AND A SNAKE NAMED HERCULES
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Vince Demerit is really treading on my sense of propriety. A generous reader sent this clip over, with a note reading “We bought a zoo.” It features the young, very hung Québécois cozying up to a snake named Hercules. It’s borderline inappropriate.
“It’s not as cuddly as a cat,” Vince says, “but it’s a different feeling on the skin.” And then he lets it slides between his ass crack and flick at his nipple while he jerks off. Unfortunately, there’s only once snake in this scenario that I’m interested in feeling on the skin, and it’s Vince. Clip, and possible exhibits for a morals charge, after the jump.
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK: TOPHER AND DEREK
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Topher and Derek go for the gold on this week’s So You Think You Can Fuck, in a sort of Platoon-Meets-Honey Boo Boo scenario that involves bootcamp and a rickety country shack. It may not look like much, but I’d like to imagine a large vanity mirror surrounded by lightbulbs and a shower with a DynaDouche. These boys are gorgeous, but I’d imagine a touch cleaner than your average Private Benjamin. Luckily, I stop making elderly references, and cut to the intense fucking and sucking, after the jump.
GAY PORN TUBE: BRAYDEN FORRESTER AND TATE RYDER IN TRUCK
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I always think that Australians are bad luck. They’re too handsome and boisterous and lets-grab-a-drink to be good to have around without getting in trouble. Case in point, Tate Ryder. A few months ago, while he was in San Francisco on holiday, he and boyfriend Trenton Ducati made a sex tape that NakedSword ended up buying. I guess it did well, because they hired him to star in Truck. In this week’s episode, he plays an Australian on holiday in San Francisco. Except now he has a devilish mustache and is fucking Brayden Forrester …
IS BONDAGE THE NEW BONDAGE?
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Gay porn isn’t much different than any cultural tastes: it trends in waves. And bondage is looking like the salted caramel of 2013. But it’s not your daddy’s bondage.
