No Comment: Superhot Abercrombie Dude Sucking Mysterious Horsecock

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OK, I technically I’m not supposed to say anything in these “No Comment” entries, but before you ask … I have no idea where this picture comes from or who either of these guys are. I snagged it from a post on the very excellent (albeit sometimes very random) House of Vader a few weeks ago, and even though look at porn all fucking day long, I find myself returning to this picture over and over for some reason. Studying it? Not sure. Something about the Mona Lisa-like smile on the guy’s face? It’s like he’s about to crack up, maybe. Or high? He couldn’t be more detached. It’s like these two dudes were sitting around Abercrombie dude’s messy, wood-paneled bedroom playing Halo and his buddy was like, “Dude, my girlfriend says I have a huge cock and I’ll give you five bucks if you let me take a picture of you with it in your mouth.” And the Abercrombie dude is all, “Five bucks? Fuck that, brah. I’m so fucking straight I’ll fucking do it for FREE. I don’t gotta prove shit to nobody.” And so then later they show it to their girlfriends and they high-five each other as the girls squeal “Omigod, like, EW! Why do you guys guys always do such GROSS shit!”

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  1. Peter davies says:

    This is so hot… What an amazing image

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  2. Jett Blakk says:

    Never mind the cock, where do I get a pair of that underwear?? I mean…holy shit, look at that cock!

    JBK

  3. matt says:

    it is oddly hotter at second glance than at first.

  4. Anonymous says:

    It’s not that I don’t see why other people are turned on by this, but I find this really, REALLY boring.

  5. Mark says:

    And this is news because???

  6. Tootie says:

    Where can I find those skull & crossbone boxers? I’ve searched all over and can’t find them. Oh yeah, the cock is nice too.

  7. John says:

    He kinda looks like Marco Dapper

  8. kennedyDC says:

    The pic is kinda sexy.

    I got similar boxers from the Gap.

  9. Alfonso says:

    there is another similar photo of this guy floating around online. i think it’s the same dick in his face.

  10. Anonymous says:

    So not Treasure Island’s Christian

  11. Anonymous says:

    GOOD

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