Maybe Johnny Hazzard Needs His Own Channel
Maybe teasing us is part of Johnny Hazzard’s master plan. He’s one of the cutest guys in the industry, with a thickly dickly cock and an incredible edible ass, but he’s in fewer new movies than Al Parker.
It’s like Johnny and Chi Chi are OPEC and they’re toying with supply. In the meantime, what we get for Mr. Hazzard are teaser clips: Johnny at the Hoover Dam, Johnny in West Hollywood, Johnny on The Lair. Just about anything BUT Johnny in my DVD player. (Chi Chi’s recent Hazzard Zone being a notable drop of water to quench my thirst.)
We’ve got the breathy sexuality of his first single, “Deeper Into You”
Most recently, he made a make-out video with Digital Playground star Stoya (don’t get too excited you rabid anti-Kinseyans: he’s says he’s not converting)
Here, Johnny gets a lesson in creepy botany on “The Lair”…
… and here, a homophobic French lesson from Francois Sagat.
– Mike
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Clever. Everytime there is some porn performer that has been in the biz for over 6 years (way too long), they constantly have to find ways to be credible or still important. The Youtube creation has been the route of desperate porn stars craving attention. These stunts are not creative and have been done by so many other fading performers. However, it still works because you posted his videos here and we are talking about them.
What ever happened to REAL porn stars?
“Breathy sexuality”? Is that a nice way of saying it’s shit? Because it is.
It’s shit.
I bought his dildo, but even I wouldn’t listen to that.
I don’t see the appeal. Not that good looking, too scrawny and small to make the tats look manly. I’ll pass.
Dear sweet Mike,
Dont worry doll, Johnny will be starring in a Big movie for Channel 1 and Rascal early next Year.
Again, you are a Gem!!!
XXXO
Chi Chi
Glad to hear that! I luv watching Johnny riding a thick dick! He has a sweet ass
Interesting post, because while I definitely see his appeal, IMO he is actually quite over-exposed, past his prime, and in need of a break from the industry (and the tattoo shops.)
Babe stick to porn..that is the only thing you do best:-))