Austin Wilde‘s ass — a remarkably glorious thing of beauty that is criminally under-appreciated (on this blog, at least), deserves a name. So when I posed this question on Twitter last week, I got some … interesting … suggestions and I thought I’d make it into a contest/poll: Not that Austin asked (and, of course, he is by no means obligated to start referring to his rear end by the winning name,) but here’s the rules: Voting will be open for the next seven days, at which point most-voted answer is the winner and the submitter of said winning answer will gets a free 3-month NakedSword membership.Winning answer is THUNDER DOMES, submitted by @keithpdunn — congrats Keith!

For those of us not fortunate enough to have access to Austin Wilde’s actual ass (i.e., you’re not Anthony Romero), there’s a couple of options: join his official site, AustinWilde.com, check out a bunch of his movies on NakedSword, get the new Austin Wilde Fleshjack.