You’re on Manhunt or Grindr (or bless your heart, Encountr). You get a note from some headless horseman. He looks familiar, and the horse mountable — but you can’t remember if he’s that tweaker obsessed with Disney Princesses or your favorite porn star (or both).

After the jump, five guillotined cock shots pulled from porn stars online profiles. Can you identify the guy from the cock shot alone?

1. He may give stern, angry face, but the favorite film of this graduate of the School for Lovers is Finding Nemo!

2. This monster gay porn star was born in Huntington Beach, and after over twenty years in the business, there’s still few who can compete.

3. This German gay porn tale-teller is a fan of backrooms, both at home and in the States.

4. So what if he’s in a committed relationship. As long as the cameras are rolling, this gay porn maverick has learned to share …

5. Every time I see this Brazilian power top, I get a shot of Adrenaline. Perhaps it’s the tats?

Do you have others? Send them to me and I’ll post them in a follow up edition.

– Mike

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