Sometimes I feel like I’m beseiged by cock — it’s on my monitor, my DVD, occasionally my bed — so much in fact that I’m debating becoming a lesbian. An old copy of Mandate (with a cock comparison of Kris Lord and Rick Donovan) upcoming trailer for post-J.Lo snake sequel Anacondas got me thinking — who’s got the biggest in the business?

I posed the question to a bunch of pornographers and certain names kept coming up: The Chads (Hunt and Donovan), Michael Brandon and his “Monster” and little old Barrett Long. Who’s your pick?