“Argh! Stowaways!”

Free gay porn is perhaps the most tangible benefit of being a gay porn blogger and gay porn reviewer. It’s also a chore — sorting through thousands of fair-to-middling titles, looking for something new or noteworthy — which is why we were so excited earlier this month to see Mutiny from Dark Alley Media.

Fleshbot, our favorite partner in porno, is doing us one better and giving away autographed copies of the nouveau vague sailor sex-a-thon with a New Yorker-style captioning contest. Coming up with a caption for pornographic puzzle isn’t the easiest task — porn isn’t the subtlest of mediums — but we’re sure you’re up for it.

- Mike