Not even Micki Dahne could have predicted this one: top man Nash Lawler has allowed his pink meat to be tenderized. The self-described omni-sexual has been peddling his ass all over town since I first met him on the set of Endgame, and even went so far as to make an infomercial offering it to the highest bidder. Well, it looks like Nash is going to be eating at Ruth’s Chris tonight!

In a scene for Falcon director John Bruno’s Massive Studio, Nash finally mets his prostate. Of course, dildos are a gateway drug and we expect that it’s only a matter of days before TMZ catches Nash at the Abbey with a hot young Falcon star on his arm.

You won’t be able to see the inside of that sweet cherry until Friday, but the Falcon Studios blog has the inside scoop (and more photos) in the meantime.

Related:
Dream Team Gallery: Nash Lawler (NakedSword.com)
Is Nash Lawler One Step Closer? (Falcon Studios Blog)