Sometimes I suspect that Kristen Bjorn must have a hillside farm in Spain where the rich soil produces these wondrous cocks of such firmness and foreskin. I don’t think he’s ever served me a skinny penis, or one that wasn’t glistening with dew.

A clip from his latest, Jagged Mountain. It’s like Brokeback Mountain, but with three construction workers. Whose penises I would like to use for a competitive eating contest.

Jagged Mountain (via Kristen Bjorn)