Gay Porn Makeover: Danny Harper’s New Mustache
September 11th, 2011
I’m erect. Why aren’t you erect?
It’s the mustache. Suddenly, Danny Harper has transformed into the world’s hottest 70s porn star, and that red mustache! It’s giving me an incredible case of blue balls and my MacBook is preparing to cry rape. (Unlike Randy Blue’s Chris Porter — with Harper after the jump — who willingly gobbled him down.)
Danny has sported a beard before, gone clean shaved, and for a little while had his face covered in Hazzard’s ass. But that mustache is like salt on a tomato.
Danny Harper and Chris Porter (free gallery @RandyBlue)
–Mike
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That guy is hot as fuck.The nipples! The Red hair! The big cock! But I fucking miss the longer hair.
He looks like a hot suburban daddy type! and I love that look!
Ugh. When did “little man” Chris Porter lose the sexy and just become a big dumb muscly oaf? No charisma, no charm, just a big, dumb, neck-less oaf with rapid-fire muscle growth… oh, and an unpruned garden shrub on his chin. You’d think on-camera talent would need to have something that pops on the screen, but perhaps my lady Cyn & I under-estimate the value of “willing to spread legs on film” in building a career.(After all, Cyn had to do 7 years next to that whore Cattrall. Exhibit A.)
I digress. The contrast next to the redhead junior high social studies teacher-lookalike only contrasts how spark-free Porter’s become. When Mr. Suburban-Daddy Redhead Olive-Garden-&-Dockers with the 70s ‘stache still pops off the screen more than you, it’s time to reassess your plans.
I still remember him from his Sean Cody days. Very sexy guy.