Eminem Naked, Nude, without clothes, in the buff, sans vï¿½tements
Love him or hate him, you have to admit that Marshall’s got the cutest l’il muffin ass. He may call himself “slim shady,” but he def. has some junk in the trunk. (Sorry, I’m hungover, that’s the best I could come up with.)
Guess who’s back? Back again. Shady’s back. Tell a friend.
Nice job, Jacque! I’ve been after that fine ass for years …Guess who’s back? (Back again!) Shady’s back. Tell a friend.
Nice job, Jacque! I’ve been after that fine ass for years. I have dreams of pullin’ his head back and turning “My Name Is…” from a pop-rap into nasty talk.
Eminem’s gay tendencies are SO HOT. And lest we forget that well-reasoned and impassioned plea “If we can hump dead animals then there’s no reason a man and another man can’t elope!” not to mention his gay-friendly if style and taste deprived taxi dance with Elton John. Oh and mixed message of his gay stalker/Dido-ated hit “Stan.”
Marshall Mathers may not have a sex tape out yet, but give it time. I’m gonna have to rub out one to my favorite white homeboy Stonie. At least his carpet matches the drapes.