I know no one believed me when I said that COLT Man Carlo Masi jumped out of a cake at the COLT 40 (get it? get it?) Party at the San Francisco War Memorial Opera House celebrating COLT’s fortieth year in the industry. While there weren’t much malt liquor, there were plenty of cosmos and possibly some mauled lickers (nyuk nyuk nyuk). They say you can be desensitized to porn, but it’s four days later and I’m still speechless.

– Mike