Amateur Porn Circle Jerk: Ookie Gookie Cookie Comes of Age
Few things are as central to amateur porn as the circle jerk. In both the the Fear Factor-esque tween legend Ookie Gookie Cookie, and oft-rumored frat house sausage party hazing, certain elements are integral: straight men, stolen glances and “reluctant” contact with semen. Unlike an orgy, the erotic wellspring is not carnal abandon. In the circle jerk, a line in the sand is drawn at hand jobs. Big studio porn has traditionally had little respect for the circle jerk — most of the gay guys would go down on their neighbor for the same fee that they’d jerk him off — cause who doesn’t want more? For smaller studios and amateur sites — especially those that focus on straight guys — circle jerks are the closest you can get real Marines (or college jocks or fast-food restauranteurs) to do without having to pay more. And you don’t have to deal with the crisis of sexual identity after your butch surfer “comes to” and realizes he’s now an official cocksucker. With circle jerks (and Tara Reid), it’s all good — your buddies doing it, too.
Randy Blue seems to have a special thing for circle jerks, and despite their relative low-impact performances, they are incredibly hot. It’s partly because of the restraint secretly gay guys have to show in front of the straight guys in the group. I mean, you always want what you can’t have, right?
Like directors Marine-coaxer Dirk Yates or nasty perverts like the Body Shoppe’s Uncle Don or Auntie Bob (each highly skilled at convincing straight guys that yanking on your roommates cock requires no shift in sexual identity), Randy Blue seems to relish those near mythical schoolboy scandals that — somehow — I never stumbled upon. His latest — featuring a smattering of RB favorites, newbies and gay-for-pay types — has had me digging through the archives. If only I’d had the nerve to start one myself, I wouldn’t have been stuck with my mouse and my meat. Eh, who am I kidding: I’d be here either way.