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RICK SANTORUM’S FACE, MADE UP ENTIRELY OF GAY PORN

Oddly, there’s not so much as a smidgen of feces or man-on-horse marriage. There is, however, a touch of Michael Lucas. Perhaps it’s their mutual support of Israel? Full-sized image after the jump …    

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FRANCOIS SAGAT GOES HELMUT NEWTON IN ‘HADES’

Cock muse Francois Sagat released this teaser for Hades, a video with music this morning. He describes the coming project as “sulfurous,” which makes it sound like a certain Lucas Raunch video. It stars Sylvia Gobbel, big-nippled muse of Helmut Newton, and except for a quick shot of Francois’ pubes peeking out of a ladies [...]

MEET DEREK PARKER, GAY PORN STAR AND STAND-IN FOR EVERY BARTENDER CRUSH I’VE EVER HAD

Ever wondered what your bartender looks like with his dick coming out of his pants? Thanks to gay porn star, Derek Parker, you no longer have to. Pics after the jump …

WHEREIN SOME GAY PORN STARS AND I TALK ABOUT THE NEW NAKEDSWORD

Check out the above video/commercial for the just-launched, brand-spanking new NakedSword featuring a rare cameo by ME sandwiched between Adam Killian and a bevy of other gay porn stars including power-couples Tristan Jaxx & Cavin Knight, Chris Porter & Samuel Colt and Jessie Colter & Trey Turner, among others. **Bonus points to anyone who can [...]

Is Gabriel Clark Gay Porn’s Biggest Romantic?

Granted, a mouthful of cum isn’t EXACTLY a box of chocolates, but the guy the is like an apocalyptic seed bank that specializes saving scrotum-shaped tomatoes. You could probably clone most of the Cockyboys exclusives with a swipe from his cheek. And the scene he just did with Kennedy Carter (after the jump) he not [...]

What Do You Get Gay Porn’s Peters Twins for Their Birthday?

Last week was the Peters Twins birthday!!! What do you get a pair of incest-lovin’ gay porn twins who have no taboos and a willingness to have sex with anyone and everyone no matter gender or birth mother? (I went for condoms and a sense of shame, but turned out they didn’t want either.)

Guess Which Gay Porn Star Made A Rosso Sandwich?

Guess which Falcon star got the pole position between the Rosso Twins in Jock’s Twin Heat?    

Guess the Gay Porn Star: Cock Shot Edition

You’re on Manhunt or Grindr (or bless your heart, Encountr). You get a note from some headless horseman. He looks familiar, and the horse mountable — but you can’t remember if he’s that tweaker obsessed with Disney Princesses or your favorite porn star (or both). After the jump, five guillotined cock shots pulled from porn [...]

Gay Porn News: Chris Porter and Samuel Colt Go Greek

Chris Porter announced this week that he and Mies van der Rohe designed-boyfriend Samuel Colt are moving to Greece, leaving Ireland as the only debt-hobbled European country not to get its own gay porn studio. We assume that this means he’ll also be leaving his contract at Randy Blue. Well, it was good while it [...]

Together Forever: Tommy Defendi and Phenix Saint

At any given time somewhere in my mind, Tommy Defendi is bouncing on Phenix Saint’s cock:

Bel Ami’s American Invasion Continues with Austin Merrick

Although I’m usually a stickler for brand consistency, Bel Ami has been doing a pretty good job signing US guys (Brady Jensen, Alex Walters and Mick Lovell). Their latest American conquest shares something with gay porn’s other Austin: he’s racially mixed (although he doesn’t specify beyond having a “white personality and a black body”). Hey, [...]

Gay Porn Star Colby Keller is Tebow/Vers

I know it’s not as catchy as Santorum’s frothy mix or the Tebaggers ball-dip, but surely we could rally to make “Tebowing” synonymous with an enthusiastic bottom. Why should Christians have a monopoly on submission? To drive the point home, the endlessly handsome Colby Keller posted these shots of him giving thanks for the lord’s [...]

Five Football Gay Porn Movies Better Than The Superbowl

The goddamned Superbowl. You spend four hours watching taut pigskin in order to watch something even more leathery belt out gay anthems. It’s an afternoon of tight ends, but the party spread of beer and pizza negate any chance of actual anal sex. The solution? Gay porn. After the jump, all your locker room fantasies.

Hirsuit in a Suit! Arpad Miklos and Steven Daigle

I swear I dreamed this. I was scared for a moment that Michael Lucas, in his infinite gay porn fetish wisdom, had seen Arpad’s duo with Perfume Genius and decided to launch a twee make-up series for his raunch line. But there’s no lipstick on this pig. (Just a pre-cum on a camera hog.) Arpad [...]

Gay Porn Tube: Jagged Mountain

Sometimes I suspect that Kristen Bjorn must have a hillside farm in Spain where the rich soil produces these wondrous cocks of such firmness and foreskin. I don’t think he’s ever served me a skinny penis, or one that wasn’t glistening with dew. A clip from his latest, Jagged Mountain. It’s like Brokeback Mountain, but [...]

Caption This: On the Hunt

Take a number. Jonas and Gerardo and … (via OnTheHunt)

Gay Porn Couples: Ivan and Kennedy Carter

You know who I’d like to see inside Kennedy Carter? Me. But I’ll take his sexy, real-life boyfriend Ivan as a consolation prize. There goes my morning.

Gay Porn Tube: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad

Yes, it’s as fantastic as I hoped. Looks like Dean loves his new hair suit as much as I do. In an odd twist usually reserved for Republican presidential candidates and Rod Barry, he manages to get a taste of his own ass. Landon’s looking thicker and hairier, too, so maybe the butchness is catching. [...]

Gay Porn Tube: Jean Franko and Jessie Colter

I will watch anything with Jean Franko’s cock and balls in it. I sat through over an hour of Cum Guzzlers hoping for a shot of his “I’m thinking real hard” face covered in Matan Shalev’s blessing to no avail. There’s still hope, of course. And if not hope, there’s this scene from Men in [...]

Guess the Dirty Hippie Gay Porn Star!

We pulled this from a (former) gay porn star’s DudesNude profile. Will post answer tonight. In the meantime, can you guess the well-sung star beneath the extra-terrestrial hippie make-up? Clue: It’s NOT Adam Killian.

Gay Porn Sneak Peek: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad (!) in ‘Point and Shoot’

God, he’s gorgeous. Finding out that Dean Monroe is in a new movie is like finding a Vicodin in the pocket of an old jacket. You cancel your plans. Finding out that he’s furry and getting split by Landon Conrad? That’s like finding a roofie in your drink. You don’t recover for a week, and [...]

Gay Porn Tube: English Cock, Southern Ass

Now that’s what I’m talking about. It’s almost enough to make me stay in tonight. AND IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. Patrick and Ryan (via Randy Blue) – Mike

Colby Keller, Karl Marxxx and the Death of the Gay Porn Movie

Communist boner inducer Colby Keller and his fur-lined Svengali Karl Marxxx don’t lament the death of the gay porn plot. But the duo did take to Keller’s Big Shoe Diaries this morning to respond to porn reviewer John Karr after he claimed that Cowboys, Raging Stallion’s plotless two-disk mega-release, marks the death knell for the [...]

Is Arpad Miklos Gay Porn’s True Hipster Icon?

First it was BUTT beach towels sold at American Apparel, then it was sex with Colby Keller. Now it’s make-up application in a video for Pitchfork darling Perfume Genius’s hymn-like ‘Hood (Put Your Back N 2 It album out Feb 21). Watch out, Sagat. Arpad is one Lana Del Rey wig away from stealing your [...]

JUST HOW ARTSY DO YOU TAKE YOUR FRANCOIS SAGAT?

Despite a penchant for capriciousness, the hipster designer/filmmaker/photographer set’s fascination with François Sagat trundles on, making him the longest-running Alt-muse since Amanda Lepore. So if Titan’s Incubus was simply too lamestream for you, here’s Sagat naked, but since they painted his body red, it stops being porn, and starts being HIGH ART: “SAGAT”, A PHILIP [...]

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