Although I’m usually a stickler for brand consistency, Bel Ami has been doing a pretty good job signing US guys (Brady Jensen, Alex Walters and Mick Lovell). Their latest American conquest shares something with gay porn’s other Austin: he’s racially mixed (although he doesn’t specify beyond having a “white personality and a black body”). Hey, [...]
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Gay Porn Star Colby Keller is Tebow/Vers
February 5th, 2012
Mike I know it’s not as catchy as Santorum’s frothy mix or the Tebaggers ball-dip, but surely we could rally to make “Tebowing” synonymous with an enthusiastic bottom. Why should Christians have a monopoly on submission? To drive the point home, the endlessly handsome Colby Keller posted these shots of him giving thanks for the lord’s [...]
Five Football Gay Porn Movies Better Than The Superbowl
February 5th, 2012
Mike The goddamned Superbowl. You spend four hours watching taut pigskin in order to watch something even more leathery belt out gay anthems. It’s an afternoon of tight ends, but the party spread of beer and pizza negate any chance of actual anal sex. The solution? Gay porn. After the jump, all your locker room fantasies.
Hirsuit in a Suit! Arpad Miklos and Steven Daigle
February 4th, 2012
Mike I swear I dreamed this. I was scared for a moment that Michael Lucas, in his infinite gay porn fetish wisdom, had seen Arpad’s duo with Perfume Genius and decided to launch a twee make-up series for his raunch line. But there’s no lipstick on this pig. (Just a pre-cum on a camera hog.) Arpad [...]
Gay Porn Tube: Jagged Mountain
February 4th, 2012
Mike Sometimes I suspect that Kristen Bjorn must have a hillside farm in Spain where the rich soil produces these wondrous cocks of such firmness and foreskin. I don’t think he’s ever served me a skinny penis, or one that wasn’t glistening with dew. A clip from his latest, Jagged Mountain. It’s like Brokeback Mountain, but [...]
Caption This: On the Hunt
February 2nd, 2012
Mike Take a number. Jonas and Gerardo and … (via OnTheHunt)
Gay Porn Couples: Ivan and Kennedy Carter
January 31st, 2012
Mike You know who I’d like to see inside Kennedy Carter? Me. But I’ll take his sexy, real-life boyfriend Ivan as a consolation prize. There goes my morning.
Gay Porn Tube: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad
January 27th, 2012
Mike Yes, it’s as fantastic as I hoped. Looks like Dean loves his new hair suit as much as I do. In an odd twist usually reserved for Republican presidential candidates and Rod Barry, he manages to get a taste of his own ass. Landon’s looking thicker and hairier, too, so maybe the butchness is catching. [...]
Gay Porn Tube: Jean Franko and Jessie Colter
January 26th, 2012
Mike I will watch anything with Jean Franko’s cock and balls in it. I sat through over an hour of Cum Guzzlers hoping for a shot of his “I’m thinking real hard” face covered in Matan Shalev’s blessing to no avail. There’s still hope, of course. And if not hope, there’s this scene from Men in [...]
Guess the Dirty Hippie Gay Porn Star!
January 25th, 2012
Mike We pulled this from a (former) gay porn star’s DudesNude profile. Will post answer tonight. In the meantime, can you guess the well-sung star beneath the extra-terrestrial hippie make-up? Clue: It’s NOT Adam Killian.
Gay Porn Sneak Peek: Dean Monroe and Landon Conrad (!) in ‘Point and Shoot’
January 23rd, 2012
Mike God, he’s gorgeous. Finding out that Dean Monroe is in a new movie is like finding a Vicodin in the pocket of an old jacket. You cancel your plans. Finding out that he’s furry and getting split by Landon Conrad? That’s like finding a roofie in your drink. You don’t recover for a week, and [...]
Gay Porn Tube: English Cock, Southern Ass
January 20th, 2012
Mike Now that’s what I’m talking about. It’s almost enough to make me stay in tonight. AND IT’S MY BIRTHDAY. Patrick and Ryan (via Randy Blue) – Mike
Colby Keller, Karl Marxxx and the Death of the Gay Porn Movie
January 20th, 2012
Mike Communist boner inducer Colby Keller and his fur-lined Svengali Karl Marxxx don’t lament the death of the gay porn plot. But the duo did take to Keller’s Big Shoe Diaries this morning to respond to porn reviewer John Karr after he claimed that Cowboys, Raging Stallion’s plotless two-disk mega-release, marks the death knell for the [...]
Is Arpad Miklos Gay Porn’s True Hipster Icon?
January 18th, 2012
Mike First it was BUTT beach towels sold at American Apparel, then it was sex with Colby Keller. Now it’s make-up application in a video for Pitchfork darling Perfume Genius’s hymn-like ‘Hood (Put Your Back N 2 It album out Feb 21). Watch out, Sagat. Arpad is one Lana Del Rey wig away from stealing your [...]

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