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Gay Porn’s Rosso Twins Even Twinnier After New Haircut, Movie
November 29th, 2011
Mike Someone got their hairs cut! (But which one?) Handsomer than gay porn’s Bartok brothers, less double-minty than the Richter Brothers, gayer than the Studdings, fewer than the Visconti Triplets and and ulitmately less perverse than Milo and Otis Elijah Peters, the Bel Ami Twins, it’s Chi Chi LaRue’sRosso Twins cut their hair just in time [...]
So Apparently You Think Mitch Vaughn Can Fuck!?
November 20th, 2011
Shamama Despite the fact that I was not-so-subtly rooting for someone else, I am fine with this. Really, I am! It just feels kind of awkward to have barely mentioned Mitch Vaughn until now that’s he’s been officially announced as the winner of Season 2 of Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck. So, I’m going to [...]
JIMMY CLAY THINKS HE CAN FUCK TONY NEWPORT
November 3rd, 2011
Shamama The penultimate episode of the second season of So You Think You Can Fuck pairs my imaginary boyfriend Jimmy Clay with twinky newcomer Tony Newport. I’m putting my jealous towards Tony aside long enough to say it’s a really great scene! Both guys have been versatile so far in the series, but this configuration — [...]
With Laid Bare, Gus Mattox Turns A New Trick
October 31st, 2011
Mike When someone starts making generalizations about porn stars, I point them to Tom Judson. Tom — in his porn incarnation Gus Mattox — isn’t an exception in porn, but he is exceptional. Not only is he fairly serious and somewhat sober (he makes a great negroni), he’s also tremendous raconteur, a Broadway vet, an accomplished [...]
Gay Porn Tube: Anthony’s Weener
October 10th, 2011
Mike Parodies used to be a standard side for the gay porn industry (cf. Whorey Potter and From Hair to Eternity), but, like the straight studios, Jet Set has made it a main course. Who can blame them? With write ups on Perez Hilton, Gawker and Queerty they’ve got more than their money’s worth. And frankly, [...]
Dirty Tony: Trent Atkins Gets Double-Stuffed
July 18th, 2011
Mike I’ve always felt that anti-porn feminists might want take a look at gay porn before muff diving into subject/object essentialism. Should we switch Trent Atkins gender — something we’d never propose, no matter how able a bottom — the double stuff high-five above might a clear-cut example of an ill-balanced power dynamic. Trent, on the [...]
Gay Porn Pics: Kyle King and Matt Cole Flip Flop
June 30th, 2011
Mike Well, that’s embarrassing. I take back everything I said yesterday. The new scene from Trunks 6 with recently unretired superstar Matt Cole and Kyle King is too gorgeous. So gorgeous, in fact, that all I want today is too see exacting proctological close-ups of puckered assholes and well-trimmed crotches. This is what Steven Scarborough movies [...]
Young, Dead and Full Of Cum: LA Zombie’s NakedSword Premiere
May 11th, 2011
Shamama Say what you will about Bruce La Bruce’s controversial hardcore gay Zombie porn LA Zombie (and lots has been said about this film since it first screened at the prestigious Locarno film festival last year), but at the very least, watch it before you cast judgement. A biting (ha) satire on, among other things, homelessness [...]
Gay Porn Tube: Cayden Ross Gives It Up for Brent Diggs
April 18th, 2011
Shamama Why do I love it so much when Cayden Ross gets fucked? Is it because though he loves to act straight, he turns into a Lady Jekyll when a cock nears his quivering hyde? I’m not being true to the source text, but you’ve got to forgive me: I always get mixed up myself when [...]
Dominic Ford Gets You Through Your Gay Workout
March 10th, 2011
Mike Remember when you had to jerk off to Men’s Fitness and Eric Nies? This is sort of like that. Except it’s Dominic Ford, so it’s in 3D. – Mike
Xavi Returns to Staghomme, Hair Returns to D’Macho
February 22nd, 2011
Mike I knew there was more to Xavi than a fat cock. When he first appeared in Staghomme’s Thugs in Public gay porn series (wherein Damien blew him in a gondola lift over Madrid), you could see his thick cock and incredibly thick load, but not much else. Why did it take Francesco D’Macho so long [...]
“Giants” Sneak Peek Now on NakedSword
February 6th, 2011
Shamama We’ve already seen the cast — Giants really no understatement here — and, a few months before the movie’s release, you can watch Rusty Stevens and Marcus Mojo’s smokin’ hot fuck session as a member of NakedSword. Unfortunately no free clip in this entry — just a few more absolutely delicious photos of Rusty and [...]
Colby Keller/HardFriction Sneak Peek
January 22nd, 2011
Shamama Gay Porn’s own artist in residence, Colby Keller, gets all gritty and urban in an upcoming HardFriction release Late Night Hit, of which you can see a sneak peek of exclusively on NakedSword for the next two weeks. Keller tops swarthy-sexy newcomer Ben Stone (who debuted in Titan’s Mojave Run), and while Stone may look [...]

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