I might have sexually imprinted on Kristen Bjorn’s Paradise Plantation. Because when I saw these lush new shots from Lucas’s Original Sinners, I found myself unusually turned on. Yes, yes — D.O. and the rest are stunning, but really, I think I was getting half hard on the jungle itself. Sigmund Freud, meet Edward Said. (And [...]
Archive for the ‘Gay Porn Reviews’ Category
ROADSTRIP: THE BANGOVER!
May 7th, 2013
Mike As long as I’ve been working in the online porn industry, people have talked convergence — that we’d be able to stream porn on our TVs. The point ended up being moot. People are just as happy to watch it on their laptop. The other convergence was that production quality would rise to the point that [...]
WILL BRAUN IS THE HOTTEST THING IN — OR OUT OF — SWEATPANTS
April 23rd, 2013
Mike How Austin Wilde convinced this sweet, innocent Will Braun to do a porn scene, I’ll never know. I’m just glad he did.
DID THIS SCENE TURN CHRISTIAN WILDE GAY?
April 2nd, 2013
Mike Late last week, we got word that Christian Wilde had finally bottomed — for NakedSword, natch — in the upcoming season of Golden Gate. Which makes his latest scene for Men.com’s Straight-to-Gay series not only hot, but prescient. How it went down, after the jump …
LUCIO SAINTS AND FIVE OTHER PRE-CUM INDUCING VISIONS OF THE WEEKEND
March 30th, 2013
Mike Spring has sprung! The dead are rising! And Lucio Saints is leaking so much pre-cum I’m building him my own Keystone XL. This was a really banner week in gay porn, if you haven’t guessed. Five scenes that will have you edging in your seat, if not someone elses, after the jump …
CAN GAY FILMMAKERS LEARN A TRICK OR TWO FROM PORNORGRAPHERS?
March 7th, 2013
Mike Following the Australian ban of Travis Mathew’s controversial film I Want Your Love, producer Tim Valenti says that gay filmmakers might look to an unlikely source for inspiration … the gay porn industry. His indecent proposal, after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: JAKE JACKSON’S HAUNTING III
March 6th, 2013
Mike It may not be banned in Australia, or the subject of a full-throated endorsement by James Franco, but Jake Jackson’s Haunting (Part III: A Kiss Before Goodnight, just went live) has become one of the most popular series in the history of the site. Christian Wilde plays an artist-turned-paranormal investigator with a taste for the [...]
I WANT YOUR LOVE: THE CASTING VIDEOS
March 5th, 2013
Mike While the rest of the world works out whether or not Australia should be allowed to see I Want Your Love — Travis Mathew’s acclaimed first feature about sex and sexuality in San Francisco — NakedSword is coming out with full-throated endorsement of the controversial project. The film, which features explicit sex but which few would [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: ARNAUD CHAGALL PUMPS JETT BLACK
February 27th, 2013
Mike Arnaud Chagall is the new Gabriel Clark. Jett Black is the new Max Ryder. Cockyboys is the new Cockyboys, and I’m an old dog lapping its new tricks. Jett Black’s first hardcore scene, after the jump …
PLEASE DEBASE YOURSELF MORE, LANDON CONRAD
February 23rd, 2013
Mike (N.B. Given the stakes, you guys convinced me that it was probably best to remove a previous post (and other posts) mentioning a certain gay porn star at risk for arrest or worse in Russia. Michael Lucas has scrubbed his site of it as well, and I suspect he’s a good judge of the danger [...]
SASCHA CHAYKIN AND KRIS EVAN’S BRAZILIAN VACATION
February 19th, 2013
Mike A few years ago I went to Brazil and crashed with some frisky nudists off of Ipanema. The problem with most nudists: they don’t look like Sascha Chaykin and Kris Evans. The Bel Ami porn stars decide that the view from inside, and the view from underneath, is better than the view from the hotel [...]
BRING BACK THE GAY PORN ORGY!
February 12th, 2013
Mike Remember the good old days before piracy and a recession turned porn back into a loop factory? The days of wine and near constant orgies? The days when just about every movie ended up with a foursome? While we still occassionally get a twenty-man daisy chain and the bi-annual Falcon group number, the genteelly-named Jizz [...]
PIERRE FITCH FUCKS JESSE JORDAN IN DICK DOWN RAMPAGE
February 6th, 2013
Mike When you’ve got an ass as sweet as Pierre of Fitch, you get pressured to bottom. But a few awkward fuckings have released the monster within — in the past few weeks Pierre Fitch has launched his own site (PierreFitch.com), and torn through quivering bottoms of New York City like a nine-inch French Canadian tornado. Pierre [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: DONNY DICKS DOWN ROCCO REED
January 31st, 2013
Mike Chief among the appeals of Men.com — aside from Johnny Rapid — is it’s unabashed soapiness. No art pretentions. No pregnant pauses. Just a bunch of Potemkin village sets and loaded lines that even Rocco Reed can deliver. Dirty nurses. Shameless bosses. Dastardly prison guards. Even the titles of their site — “The Gay Office” — [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: ‘HOT MESS’ MORGAN
January 25th, 2013
Mike I saw this image a few days ago and it blindsided me — so much so, that when I went back to go find it, I couldn’t. Where did it come from? Too unpolished for Falcon. Not young enough for Bel Ami. Not enough rope or markers for Bound In Public. One too many cocks for [...]
ISAACS-FORTE MAY BE THE HOTTEST SEX SCENE YOU’LL SEE ALL YEAR
January 24th, 2013
Mike Leo Forte isn’t exactly “Undiscovered” — in fact, in the four episodes of the NakedSword reality series, he’s played the wise elder who helps aspiring models find their light, not overact and, um, loosen up. Given my love for Forte, this has been a tremendous cock-tease. So this week, when a model fails to show up [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: SHOULD FRATERNITY X HEAD TO REHAB X?
December 17th, 2012
Mike Fraternity X is feeling more and more like Doomsday Prepper compound filled with sexual compulsives. The curtains are always drawn, they never seem to leave, they drink all the vodka, pass out, get have sexed with, get in trouble for drinking all the vodka, and have to do gay sex to make up for it. [...]
RICKY ROMAN GIVES AUSTIN WILDE SOMETHING TO CHEW ON
December 14th, 2012
Mike It’s like taffy! Austin Wilde continues his rampage through Cockyboys stable of willing bottoms, taking on uncut Latin jock Ricky Roman. And you can tell Roman’s been aching for a crack at the burlier half of Austony. Dig in with Austin — and Ricky — after the jump …
GAY PORN TUBE: THE VISCONTIS GET EDGED!
December 12th, 2012
Mike On the third* night of Hannukah, my true love gave to me, three edging triplets …
ALIEN DONATO REYES HAS COME TO TAKE OUR TOPS
November 25th, 2012
Mike Have you popped a chubby listening to War of the Worlds? Have you jerked off imagining an anal probe? Have you written bad slash-fiction about Men in Black, or god-forbid, ET? Do you find that Katy Perry song erotic? Well, sicko, you’re in luck. Madrid-based Staghomme forewent Thanksgiving this year to release a ketamine-flavored porno [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: GRINDHOUSE
October 18th, 2012
Mike There’s nothing seedier than San Francisco’s Nob Hill theatre. And I mean that in a good way. When I first moved to the city, I lived around the corner and would drop by the downstairs arcade on my way home from work for happy hour. It looks like I wasn’t the only one. NakedSword is [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: DADDY DAVID ANTHONY
September 12th, 2012
Mike I’ve been obsessed with Titan Men’s David Anthony for a while — he’s got a huge dick, a tight body and that “I’ll take care of you by fucking you senseless” appeal that a true DILF has. But his scene this week — for Titan’s In Deep, with Christopher Daniels and Tibor Wolfe — is beyond even [...]
TIME’S RUNNING OUT TO HELP FINANCE CHRIS PORTER’S DEBUT ALBUM
June 21st, 2012
Shamama Saying Chris Porter is a fan of change is a bit of an understatement. When he was 15, he was in a punk band. By 2007, he started rapping under the name Double Dose (mind you, this was all before going into porn). In the last year, he moved from San Francisco to Greece to [...]




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