Caption This: Fisting All Stars
December 22nd, 2008
(Image of Jonathan Doe (left), Evan Matthews, and Mike Power (right) courtesy Club Inferno’s Fisting All Stars)
(Image of Jonathan Doe (left), Evan Matthews, and Mike Power (right) courtesy Club Inferno’s Fisting All Stars)
Honey, where did you put the tiki torches?
Uh, have you guys seen the ball?
i’ve heard of the 7th inning stretch but this is redunkulous.
Shoving baseball bats up your ass. Well, there’s a concept……
What idiot thought of this? If the intention of the producers was to destroy the reputation of the performers by making them look silly, they succeeded… big time!
I wondered why the bats smelled like sh*t
“Boy, this baseball bat is really stretching out my asshole.”
“Say, do you have more lube? Because I’m shoving a baseball bat up my asshole right now and I could use some more lube.”
“Hey why do I feel like a tripod?”
“Is it me or are these bar stools really narrow?”
“MARY” Christmas!
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
No , you are supposed to put your head on the bat and spin around
Funny how none of these captions are even remotely sexy…a baseball bat up the ass is not sexy that’s why!
The captions may not be sexy but the ‘bar stools’ comment is very funny.
Buy me some penis and Cracker Jacks…
I tried putting a baseball bat in my bf’s ass last night – it didn’t work – his ass ripped and he bled all over.
This video’s as all-american as apple pie and Chevrolet
OK… Fisting is hot, rosebuds, on the other hand are not. I do not need to see the great unknown. I watched this movie and repeatedly had to skip ahead because of this guys awesome blossom. ack!
Oh, and the loser with the helmut on keeps it on the entire time. WITH sunglasses on under that.
ick ick ick
Um. No one finds this sexy? Cause I do!! It’s so hot! I wanna see the video.
Lone to have hard wild sex
hope they don’t use a wood bat, imagine the blisters, and if somebody put pine tar on the bat … ow! would that sting up your butt!