Baby? Daddy? The 2010 Porn Star-Baby Name Connection Exposed!

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Are parents taking their baby name cues from porn stars? Or is it the other way around? The Top 10 Baby Names of 2010 were released today, and the roster for boy names reads like a weekend at Randy Blue’s house. This is a sick world, and I’m praying that I never log on to Sean Cody and see someone named Trig.

The 2010 Baby Name List, as illustrated by the Hottest Porn Stars of Today, after the jump.
1. Aiden

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2. Jacob

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3. Jackson

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4. Ethan

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5. Jayden

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6. Noah

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7. Logan

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8. Cayden
(also, Caden)

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9. Lucas

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10. Liam

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Sadly, I don’t think I could get away with calling my kid Staghomme, or Lil’ NakedSword. If you named your kid after your favorite porn star, what would it be?

Mike

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10 Responses to “Baby? Daddy? The 2010 Porn Star-Baby Name Connection Exposed!”

  1. Dan says:

    I already named my dog Damien-

  2. Harvey says:

    Chris, Leo or Dallas

  3. Alban says:

    I wish triplets:
    1- Brad (Patton)
    2- Colby (Taylor)
    3- Roman (Heart)

    or
    Malachi (Marx), Leo (Giammani) and Brent (Corrigan)

    or Rafael (Carreras) & Rafael (Alencar) and Brad Star,
    or xxx, or xxx, or xxx

  4. Adam says:

    Could you have possibly found a more hysterical picture of Cayden? Haha!

    I want to name my son after Randy Blue’s Braden.

  5. J says:

    It’s because people changing their names, or choosing a fake names, are picking popular birth names from the current year because they sound fashionable. Trans-men tend to choose these names too, although some research the most popular names from their year of birth so they can choose a less conspicuous one.

  6. Sean says:

    I know way to many Logan’s.

  7. Angie Weathersby says:

    I guess it would be Diesel Logan McFabulous.

  8. tom says:

    I’d just like to “know” Logan. (evil grin)

  9. Anonymous says:

    how do u make a baby when u just screw somebody’s ass?

  10. Greg says:

    In my heaven u live forever. say goodbye to those who oppose

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