“A-List” Austin Armacost “Hung Like A Sparrow” Says Nardicio
The second episode of Logo’s “The A-List” featured cornfed cutie Austin Armacost posing for a supposed Playgirl spread, all the while crying like Irene Cara at the end of Fame. Perhaps he should be embarrassed, says Daniel Nardicio, who organized the shoot after Austin emailed him in February (Austin bragged to A-List cast mates that it was Playgirl who had approached him to “be on the cover” no less). We tracked down Daniel Nardicio (who’s busy prepping for a show on Fire Island later this month with Sandra Bernhard and Peaches), to find out what really went down:
“Austin’s not going to do the mag,” he told us. “It was a publicity stunt created by him to try to be the star of the show.” According to Nardicio — who famously cajoled Levi Johnston into posing nearly-nude in 2009 — he never really thought Austin was actually interested in more than the drama. “I LOW-BALLED him with a 3k offer to pose, thinking he’d never take it.”
“He was insecure about the small size of his penis, which is why I was so complimentary,” Nardicio told us. “I always have to stroke models egos, but he was understandably embarrassed. Soft it’s tiny … It made me think of the Dolly Parton song “Little Sparrow.”
Austin … and his cast mate Reichen nude after the jump.
That said, Austin does have an amazing ass, and we wouldn’t pass it up at a buffet. (Photo via OMG Blog):
Austin’s not the only “A-List” star desperately trying to shake a less-than-impressive peen for cheap and easy publicity. We’re still scratching our heads over Last week’s episode, which revolved around the blatantly manufactured scandal surrounding Reichen Lehmkuhl’s Cam4 show, which got Internet tongues wagging this past April.
In what appeared to be an attempt to save face, the former Air Force officer claimed that the show was intended to be a “one-on-one”-type sexy chat that was “sold” by some sort of scorned ex or something. We weren’t exactly sure why someone would create a profile and take to the hugely popular webcam site for a private chat, or what exactly was sold to whom so we asked Mr. Lehmkuhl for clarity on Twitter:
Last we heard someone was trying to sell something, but was met with scoffs and eye rolls. Anyone want to place bets on who’s going to whip it out on episode three?