IS TATE RYDER THE HOTTEST MAN IN GAY PORN?
May 6th, 2013 
Mike Somehow, without me realizing it, Tate Ryder became the hottest man in gay porn. (And perhaps the only man who’s face benefits from a comparison to his mustachioed asshole.) Topher DiMaggio takes on this sexy Escher print of a porn star, after the jump.
BRYCE EVANS TOPS — FINALLY!
April 28th, 2013 Mike There’s a perennial shortage of tops, so shouldn’t we be more excited to get a new one? Christian Wilde’s bottoming was greeted with a flurry of press releases, minute-by-minute accounts and a post-game show. And yet in nearly the same week, bottom favorite Bryce Evan’s topped, and yet no one asked him how it went. [...]
GAY PORN NEW MEAT: 11-INCH DOUG ACRE!
March 29th, 2013 Mike College jock Doug Acre has a huge one. I mean, it’s gargantuan. The kind of thing that should come with barium and a tiny camera. The kind of thing that should require a two-state solution. So — perhaps with a bit of gay justice — he handed the job off to straight-boy Rod Daily. Take this [...]
GAY PORN TUBE: ANGEL ROCK AND TRENTON DUCATI
March 3rd, 2013 Mike My life pretty much revolves around Angel Rock these days. It’s like some PA cleaning up after a Jesse Santana and Tom Wolfe scene took the DNA-filled rags and brought it to a (gay) madman’s lab for reproduction. In fact, I can’t believe he isn’t a bigger star yet (perhaps “The Boy Who Cried DILF” [...]
IT’S THE MOST ABSURD GAY PORN MOVIE TIE-IN SINCE ROOTS XXX, BUT IT HAS ANGEL ROCK SO ALL IS FORGIVEN
February 11th, 2013 Mike This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said, it has Angel Rock, so I’ll ignore the fact that it sounds like a joke porn from 30 Rock. Because Angel Rock is so [...]
CUBAN ‘MIKE’ NAILS ALEXANDER GARRETT
February 4th, 2013 Mike There are so few black men in gay porn these days that sometimes you’d be forgiven if you thought the entire industry had moved back to Denmark. You used to be able to count on Pitbull to take on the men the studios wouldn’t handle, but they haven’t had an update to their homepage since [...]
AN ALMOST TATTOO-LESS GAY PORN SCENE!
January 7th, 2013 Mike Tattoos — sexy body art or disgusting boner-killing graffiti — threatens to replace gay-for-pay as the subject that makes fans. But unless you’re cooking chicken, and even then, it’s hard to find a porn stars without. Even Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher, two studios that buy their models factory direct, rarely escape without some sort [...]
WHAT’S THE BEST GAY PORN SITE FOR iPHONES AND iPADS?
December 26th, 2012 Mike Since most of us are stuck in the bathroom pretending we’re flossing while desperately trying to locate porn that works on an iPhone, or under the covers trying to find a site that’s added for iPad, I thought I’d start an open thread for tips. Above, Hot House’s excellent mobile enabled site. And the jump, [...]
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK: TOPHER AND DEREK
December 9th, 2012 Mike Topher and Derek go for the gold on this week’s So You Think You Can Fuck, in a sort of Platoon-Meets-Honey Boo Boo scenario that involves bootcamp and a rickety country shack. It may not look like much, but I’d like to imagine a large vanity mirror surrounded by lightbulbs and a shower with a [...]
CYBERMONDAY DEAL 2: DOMINIC FORD AT 50% OFF
November 26th, 2012 Mike Dominic Ford has just announced that he, too, is having a cybermonday sale. The So You Think You Can Fuck? producer is offering memberships discounted at nearly 75% — and that they’ve just added a Roku option for TV viewing. He’s also taking 50% off everything in the store (lube, Blu-Ray, pills, 3D glasses, etc). [...]
So You Think You’re Ready for Another Season of #SYTYCF?
November 17th, 2012 Shamama It’s hard to believe another year has passed since the last season of Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck, but season 3 is fast upon us. There are some major changes this go-round (and I’m not just saying it because I’m one of the show’s judges again). From the very first episode, you’ll [...]
DOMINIC FORD SKIPS HALLOWEEN, GOES PAGAN FOR ‘SAMHAIN’
November 1st, 2012 Mike I was wondering how I missed Dominic Ford in the Halloween update yesterday. After all, they were the the enterprising company that brought us Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls — in 3D! Surely they wouldn’t pass up a chance for a little costume drama? Turns out, they didn’t. But it wasn’t for Halloween, but [...]
GAY PORN NEW MEAT: JOEY COOPER
October 19th, 2012 Mike Meet Joey Cooper, Dominic Ford’s newest discovery. I don’t think he remembers anything before the Bush Administration, or Corbin Fisher. That’s what I love about these porn stars, man. I get older, they just stay the same age. His debut scene with Topher DiMaggio, with a cum shot scored to a violin concerto, after the [...]
FUCK, MARRY, KILL? DELTA BRAVO, JIMMY FANZ, JOSH LONG
October 7th, 2012 Mike Josh Long, Delta Bravo, Jimmy Fanz. Three cubbish fur balls, three big dicks, three malleable sexualities. This would normally beg the question: Which would you fuck, which would you marry, and which would you kill? I’m not the violent type, so our own version (with clips and pics) after the jump …
GAY PORN POSITION: THE WHEELBARROW
September 21st, 2012 Mike Okay, so the name is maybe quite as creative as “The Arc De Triomphe,” “The Five Finger Discount,” “The Bully,” or “The Stapler”, but I’ve got to give mr Pam props for, well, good use of props. And I’ve got to give Jessie Colter — who’s certainly been in his share of painful positions — props for [...]
IS THIS WHY MITT ROMNEY IS SO FIXATED ON POLAND?
September 10th, 2012 Mike I mean, it’s just a theory. But young Lucasz here seems more probable than the missile defense system thing.
GAY PORN TRENDS: MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK … AND HE BROUGHT A CAMERA
September 1st, 2012 Mike Two studios came out with real-life “documentaries” of lovers in love this weekend. Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde were shot in flagrante for Cockyboys; Tate Ryder and Trenton Ducati shot their own for NakedSword. If this past year in porn is remembered for anything, it’s the going to be the explosion of real-life sex tapes.
GAY PORN TUBE: EVAN MERCY AT DOMINIC FORD
August 23rd, 2012 Mike Evan Mercy fucks Brendan Pierce in a little something I like to think of 50 Shades of White. Take that Prince Harry …
WHICH THREE-BALLED STAR IS HITTING BOTTOM AGAIN?
August 13th, 2012 Mike In addition to the third nut, and two porn names, Chris Tyler also has an extra prostate. But leave it to Bobby Clark to find his one asshole.
GAY FACIALS: BOBBY CLARK AND PARKER WRIGHT
July 23rd, 2012 Mike Dominic Ford has a series called Facials, so of course I signed up for a protein masque. Bobby Clark (not only unretired but now featuring hair) and Parker Wright, after the jump …
TIME’S RUNNING OUT TO HELP FINANCE CHRIS PORTER’S DEBUT ALBUM
June 21st, 2012 Shamama Saying Chris Porter is a fan of change is a bit of an understatement. When he was 15, he was in a punk band. By 2007, he started rapping under the name Double Dose (mind you, this was all before going into porn). In the last year, he moved from San Francisco to Greece to [...]
THIS IS JESSIE COLTER’S HOT REAL-LIFE BOYFRIEND
June 11th, 2012 Mike You might be confused, as Jessie Colter has been the most celebrated pass-around party bottom in decades. But yes, he has a boyfriend. And yes, he has a large penis. And yes, I will attempt to beat Jessie as the P.A.P.B of the decade if a sloppy hole will win me Trey Turner’s heart.
Name The Position: Shane Frost & Trey Turner on Dominic Ford
May 29th, 2012 Shamama Shane Frost and Trey Turner are two great tastes that go great together.
GAY PORN NEWS: STAGHOMME GOES 3D
May 19th, 2012 Mike Is there anything I could want more than Damien Crosse in 3D? No.
GAY PORN COUPLES: TRISTAN JAXX AND CAVIN KNIGHT
May 14th, 2012 Shamama I’m pleased to report that boyfriends Tristan Jaxx and Cavin Knight are still together. (If I were Cavin, I’d hang on hard to Jaxx’s monster, too). Dominic Ford shoots the sex-crazed couple after the jump …
