Somehow, without me realizing it, Tate Ryder became the hottest man in gay porn. (And perhaps the only man who’s face benefits from a comparison to his mustachioed asshole.) Topher DiMaggio takes on this sexy Escher print of a porn star, after the jump.
There’s a perennial shortage of tops, so shouldn’t we be more excited to get a new one? Christian Wilde’s bottoming was greeted with a flurry of press releases, minute-by-minute accounts and a post-game show. And yet in nearly the same week, bottom favorite Bryce Evan’s topped, and yet no one asked him how it went. [...]
College jock Doug Acre has a huge one. I mean, it’s gargantuan. The kind of thing that should come with barium and a tiny camera. The kind of thing that should require a two-state solution. So — perhaps with a bit of gay justice — he handed the job off to straight-boy Rod Daily. Take this [...]
My life pretty much revolves around Angel Rock these days. It’s like some PA cleaning up after a Jesse Santana and Tom Wolfe scene took the DNA-filled rags and brought it to a (gay) madman’s lab for reproduction. In fact, I can’t believe he isn’t a bigger star yet (perhaps “The Boy Who Cried DILF” [...]
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This weekend in theaters, by which I mean your grimy laptop: Angel Rock in the most absurd ripped-from-the-movie-poster marketing scheme since Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. But as I said, it has Angel Rock, so I’ll ignore the fact that it sounds like a joke porn from 30 Rock. Because Angel Rock is so [...]
There are so few black men in gay porn these days that sometimes you’d be forgiven if you thought the entire industry had moved back to Denmark. You used to be able to count on Pitbull to take on the men the studios wouldn’t handle, but they haven’t had an update to their homepage since [...]
Tattoos — sexy body art or disgusting boner-killing graffiti — threatens to replace gay-for-pay as the subject that makes fans. But unless you’re cooking chicken, and even then, it’s hard to find a porn stars without. Even Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher, two studios that buy their models factory direct, rarely escape without some sort [...]
Since most of us are stuck in the bathroom pretending we’re flossing while desperately trying to locate porn that works on an iPhone, or under the covers trying to find a site that’s added for iPad, I thought I’d start an open thread for tips. Above, Hot House’s excellent mobile enabled site. And the jump, [...]
Topher and Derek go for the gold on this week’s So You Think You Can Fuck, in a sort of Platoon-Meets-Honey Boo Boo scenario that involves bootcamp and a rickety country shack. It may not look like much, but I’d like to imagine a large vanity mirror surrounded by lightbulbs and a shower with a [...]
Dominic Ford has just announced that he, too, is having a cybermonday sale. The So You Think You Can Fuck? producer is offering memberships discounted at nearly 75% — and that they’ve just added a Roku option for TV viewing. He’s also taking 50% off everything in the store (lube, Blu-Ray, pills, 3D glasses, etc). [...]
It’s hard to believe another year has passed since the last season of Dominic Ford’s So You Think You Can Fuck, but season 3 is fast upon us. There are some major changes this go-round (and I’m not just saying it because I’m one of the show’s judges again). From the very first episode, you’ll [...]
I was wondering how I missed Dominic Ford in the Halloween update yesterday. After all, they were the the enterprising company that brought us Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls — in 3D! Surely they wouldn’t pass up a chance for a little costume drama? Turns out, they didn’t. But it wasn’t for Halloween, but [...]
Meet Joey Cooper, Dominic Ford’s newest discovery. I don’t think he remembers anything before the Bush Administration, or Corbin Fisher. That’s what I love about these porn stars, man. I get older, they just stay the same age. His debut scene with Topher DiMaggio, with a cum shot scored to a violin concerto, after the [...]
Josh Long, Delta Bravo, Jimmy Fanz. Three cubbish fur balls, three big dicks, three malleable sexualities. This would normally beg the question: Which would you fuck, which would you marry, and which would you kill? I’m not the violent type, so our own version (with clips and pics) after the jump …
Okay, so the name is maybe quite as creative as “The Arc De Triomphe,” “The Five Finger Discount,” “The Bully,” or “The Stapler”, but I’ve got to give mr Pam props for, well, good use of props. And I’ve got to give Jessie Colter — who’s certainly been in his share of painful positions — props for [...]
I mean, it’s just a theory. But young Lucasz here seems more probable than the missile defense system thing.
Two studios came out with real-life “documentaries” of lovers in love this weekend. Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde were shot in flagrante for Cockyboys; Tate Ryder and Trenton Ducati shot their own for NakedSword. If this past year in porn is remembered for anything, it’s the going to be the explosion of real-life sex tapes.
Evan Mercy fucks Brendan Pierce in a little something I like to think of 50 Shades of White. Take that Prince Harry …
In addition to the third nut, and two porn names, Chris Tyler also has an extra prostate. But leave it to Bobby Clark to find his one asshole.
Dominic Ford has a series called Facials, so of course I signed up for a protein masque. Bobby Clark (not only unretired but now featuring hair) and Parker Wright, after the jump …
Saying Chris Porter is a fan of change is a bit of an understatement. When he was 15, he was in a punk band. By 2007, he started rapping under the name Double Dose (mind you, this was all before going into porn). In the last year, he moved from San Francisco to Greece to [...]
You might be confused, as Jessie Colter has been the most celebrated pass-around party bottom in decades. But yes, he has a boyfriend. And yes, he has a large penis. And yes, I will attempt to beat Jessie as the P.A.P.B of the decade if a sloppy hole will win me Trey Turner’s heart.
Shane Frost and Trey Turner are two great tastes that go great together.
Is there anything I could want more than Damien Crosse in 3D? No.
I’m pleased to report that boyfriends Tristan Jaxx and Cavin Knight are still together. (If I were Cavin, I’d hang on hard to Jaxx’s monster, too). Dominic Ford shoots the sex-crazed couple after the jump …