If You Have A 9-Inch Cock, Never Ask A First-Time Bottom If He Wants To Sit On It

Posted October 17, 2014 1:50 PM by with 1 comment

There are three really hot things about “Jeff’s First Time Bottom” from GayHoopla: Jeff has a rocking-hard body, Dmitry Dickov has a huge cock, and Dickov blows a tremendous wad – thick too – all over Jeff’s back when he’s done fucking him. Beyond that, I wasn’t thrilled.

When I saw “Jeff’s First Time Bottom” hit NakedSword this week I thought, “Why are they making a first timer take a nine-inch dick?” I don’t know how big my first cock was, but when the guy’s over-sized head popped into my hole, I saw stars and started screaming, “Take it out! Please, Take it out!”

Jeff gets down on all fours and hangs his ass off the edge of the couch and Dickov slides in the tip and keeps pushing. And after an inch or two, Jeff gasps and bucks forward. Tops, that’s a signal that you should ease up because the bottom needs a minute. But this is lost on Dmitry who keeps stuffing it in and Jeff clearly isn’t enjoying it. Finally after a minute or so, Jeff pants, “Give me a minute.”

He gets his minute, then Dmitry is back to squeezing his niner inside his buddy. There’s not a lot of cock-in-hole viewing here, but the couple of times the camera gave us a close-up, Dmitry wasn’t much more than a third or halfway in.

“Do you want to sit on it?” he asks. I wonder if Jeff is thinking, “No, I don’t want to sit on it, mother fucker. I want it to be over.” But he’s making a porn video so he rocks on Dmitry’s bone until the stud’s ready to blow, then Dmitry unloads massive thick pools of jizz all over Jeff’s back. It’s quite a sight.

I don’t mind watching straight guys fuck, if they know how to do it and convince me they’re having a good time. But I found the opening kissing and dick sucking mechanical and passionless. And Dmitry could have done a lot more to get Jeff revved up and ready to take his monster, like giving him a rimjob or fingering his hole. As a top it’s your responsibility to warm up your bottom. This bend-him-over-and-punch-it-in approach isn’t fun for the bottom, and it’s certainly not fun for us to watch a guy struggle for ten minutes while the top wiggles his cock head inside.

I enjoyed GayHoopla’s “5 Way Friends” a lot more and I reviewed that a few weeks back if you want to check it out. You can watch it and “Jeff’s First Time Bottom” at NakedSword.

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One response to If You Have A 9-Inch Cock, Never Ask A First-Time Bottom If He Wants To Sit On It

  1. KikooGAY October 22nd, 2014 at 3:53 AM

    Really nice this 9-inch cook !

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