5 THINGS TO RUIN YOUR #NOFAP DIET

Trying not to jerk-off today? So was I until I “accidentally” looked at the trailer from The Bigger The Better, and then all bets were off. But I haven’t given up, I’ve just decided to exorcise all my demons at once. After the jump, five things to make you sweat.

 

1. Drake Temple‘s Perfect Dick
I know I’ve said this before about other girls, but I think Drake Temple may have the most perfectly shaped cock I’ve ever seen. Also, he looks like a Rugby player. But I guess that’s Bentley Race‘s speciality. More …

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2. Ben Driver’s cock
The GuysInSweatpants star is like those 72-ounce steak eating contests where you get it for free if you finish it in five hours. Frankly, I think you might find me dead if you put me in a room with Ben Driver for five hours, felled by either exhaustion or hemorrhage. But I’d like to try. More …

 

 

3. JD Phoenix’s Mexican Double Penetration
Usually I prefer porn to anything that might  be called erotic male entertainment, but this one has Colby Keller and double penetration. You know this was all filmed in a long weekend in Mexico, and you know that the off-camera scenes were probably everything you dream about. God bless you, Jake Jaxson, for living out our erotic dreams. More …

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Jesse Santana Gets Raunchy
Just about every time I sit down to think about porn, I think — where is Jesse Santana right now? What is he doing? Is there somewhere I can see him doing something really filthy and degrading. The answer — this week at least — is yes. At first, I thought he was getting fisted, until I realized he was getting fucked with Adam Killian’s foot. More …

 

 

5. Johan Paulik’s 90s Unibrow
Bel Ami is pairing its remake of An American in Prague with a re-release of the original 90s version with Johan Paulik. But one look at those eyebrows — or, perhaps more accurately, eyebrow — was like a punch in the stomach, but you know — sexy. Johan was always the trickster figure at Bel Ami, who flitted effortlessly between wayward innocent and turgid pig. Here, he’s like a dirty old man hiding in teens clothing, eating sexy watermelon like that one guy in Joy Luck Club. I had so many conversion fantasies based on BEING JOHAN, perhaps because he was the gay porn equivalent of Pinocchio sprouting donkey ears, or perhaps because he got to have sex with Lucas, our stoic Brando. More …

 

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