I’m as mystified as anyone by my sudden turn to gay porn’s young, dumb and whorey. After the the jump, three young guys you’ll want to watch your wallet around.

Andre Boleyn at Bel Ami
So innocent, so sweet, so crazy about getting fucked. He once claimed to be straight, but has evolved as quickly as Obama. If he wants to keep up appearances, he might want to wipe off his chin.
What I Would Buy Him: A black-market Rolex
Recommended Scene: Andre Boleyn and Harris Hilton

Jake Bass at Cockyboys
Even at Cockyboys, where they seem to be minting new young guys weekly, Jake stands out. Jake may look like a Hogwarts drop out, but he’s got magic in his balls. I don’t know if he’s dumb, but he’s definitely full of cum. He’s like a lawn-sprinkler.
What I Would Buy Him: A fresh set of linen handkerchief from Woods of Harrogate
Recommended Scene: Jake Bass and Jimmy Clay Flip-Fuck

Aiden at Corbin Fisher
He can multiple times if he’s getting fucked, which is frequent. He’s thick like a neighbor’s football playing son — the type who holds his glance at you a little bit longer than he should when you’re introduced, then offers to help you mow the lawn. I’m verging into slash fiction here, but man.
What I Would Buy Him: A bottle of Patron and a trip to San Diego. And maybe some condoms.
Recommended Scene: Aiden’s Triple Load

Of course, I’ve gone on extensively about Sean Cody’s Gregory and, more recently, Max Ryder. Who am I missing? Who should I be buying things for?

–Mike
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